Monday, January 8, 2007

   college is officially a load of ballocks

right, me n sian skived off E.S last friday to go to library (and maybe get some chips... and plasters...), and she wasnt at college today. but i was. unfortunately. and mr james found me (makes me chuckle - sian calls him chipmunk features XD) and asked why i wasnt in chemistry. so i had to explain like a person explaining to the very retarded that i dont do chemistry. he didnt believe me. he was like "well, mrs tarring teaches chemistry..." and i was like "well... yeh... but she also teaches Environmental Science" and he was "ahh thats it". anyway. to the point. i told him i had a doctors appointment and that sian went home cuz she was ill. he didnt believe my story at all. his words were "why make an appointment that lesson, if you know you have an essay due in" well you dont actually go up and say "excuse me, i want period 5 off during colleg - can you fit me in. its urgent" you just have whatever appointment they give you (i didnt mention this because it is a monday and in was too early to be cheeking teachers). so i think he believes the fact that sian went home - but if he does, i'm buggered. he wants me to "think about it". think about what? yes i skived and i dont care. anyway, there are people in our class who NEVER go to their lessons *cough cough* emma waddoups *cough cough* and "they" never get owned for missing lessons. she's never actually done a full week for ages. but hopefully she'll get thrown out anyway. but me and sian miss ONE lesson and oh no!! all hell breaks loose and me and sian are criminals of the centuray in that college. twats. so me n sian have made a vow. if he goes on at us AGAIN then we'll quit right there and then. i cant stand college anyway. right, on a lighter note, me and my friend chrissie ACTUALLY learnt something in art - don't use gloss paint. she got it ALL OVER HER and then wiped it all me (by all over, i mean hands XD) and then mr reid was like "erm... people about the gloss paint..." so i shouted "yeh about the gloss paint - dont bloody use it!" (mr reid is deaf and he wouldnt have minded the swearing anyway) and me n chrissie were pissing ourselves. then miss keane (WHY does she come into our class? shes not out teacher!) was like, "you used gloss paint?" and me n chrissie were like "yes, well he told us not to AFTER we use it" and she was like "well thats stuff quite toxic..." and me n chrissie looked at each other, i said "bugger" and we both burst out laughing like loons - which we are. miss keane told us to go to the caretakers (bad idea) to get some white spirit to get it off with. so we set off on our fantabulous journey.... we bumped into dave the caretaker (who happens to bloody know my dad) and he was pissing himself. he was like "wait till i tell her dad about this" and i was like "dont you dare!" we didnt even used white spirit in the end... we used to gloopy green stuff that looked like snot... it was manky. but it got the paint off LOL!!! anyway that was my eventful CRAP day. i'm sorry this post is so long lol. TTFN Emma x

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