Friday, October 5, 2007

Asuma

· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
· "I quit smoking a month ago."
· "Don't smoke; it is not good for your health."

Choji

· "No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no! Not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
· "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Deidara

· "I should put my clay figures in a museum."
· "Why is there a mouth on my hand?"

Gai

· "That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

· "I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
· "Hold on! There is sand in my eye."
· "Who needs a hug?"
· "Ok Shukaku, its bedtime now!"
· "I should have got my tattoo on my back."

Haku

· "I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
· "Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hidan

· "Ahhh!! I think I broke a nail."
· "I don't feel like praying today."
· "Actually, I'm atheist."
· "All this blood is making me queasy."

Hinata

· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino

· "Who cares about looks."
· "Eww... I hate purple."

Itachi

· "I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."
· "Hey Kisame, do you think pink nails would match me better?"
· "Sasuke, no hug for a family member?"

Jiraiya

· "Oh man! Not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
· "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

Kabuto

· "I never told Orochimaru that he kinda looks like a girl."
· "Oh why did I never finish the Ninja Academy?"
· "I think Shizune likes me."
· "I need to switch to collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards."
· "Orochimaru, I need a day off."

Kakashi

· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
· "Naruto, you are so smart!"
· "I'm Done Done with Come Come Paradise."

Kankurou

· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
· "Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."
· "To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."
· "Oh my dollies look so pretty today."

Kiba

· "You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs."
· "I want a cat."
· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"

Kisame

· "Gaassp, I can't breath!"
· "Hey guys, let's go to a fish buffet for dinner!"
· "OMG a shark! Run!!!"

Konohamaru

· "Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Kakuzu

· "You guys are so obsessed with money! Don't you fight for anything else?"

Naruto

· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you Neji."

Neji

· "I love you more Hinata."
· "Time for a haircut."
· "I think I'm going to hold back on using the Byakugan for this fight."
· "Hey guys, lets work together."

Orochimaru

· "Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Rock Lee

· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
· "Sorry Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."
· "Gai, I'm done with these spandex; it's really causing me to itch now."
· "What should I wear today?"
· "I'd rather learn the Chidori."

Sakura

· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."
· "Maybe I should dye my hair blonde."
· "OMG Ino and Sasuke look so cute together."

Sasuke

· "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
· I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

Shikamaru

· "I'm sooo hyper. Lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"
· "Whats 1+1?"
· "I really like the new alarm clock Asuma got for me."

Shizune

· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· "Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
· HAHAHAHAHA!
· I need some Raid. These bugs are really bugging me.

Temari

· "This damn fan is really starting to get heavy."

The Third Hokage

· "This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."
· "Iruka, I want my tapioka pudding now."
· "Orochimaru, you can destroy the village if you will let me go."

Tsunade

· "I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
· "I am NOT a total whore."
· "God I'm glad that Dan creep died. I swear he was stalking me."
· "Shizune, do you think I am flat-chested?"
· "They call it HO-kage for a reason!"
· "You think I need implants?"



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Bird (Rooster) Boar (Pig) Dog

Dragon Rabbit Horse

Ox Monkey Ram (Sheep)

Rat Snake Tiger


Fire JutsusFire Element; Fire Dragon Missile: Tiger (Comes after Earth Element; Earth Dragon Missile)
Fire Element; Balsam Spread Fire: Rat, Tiger, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Tiger
Fire Element; Fire Dragon Flame Missile: Rat, Horse, Dragon, Ox, Tiger
Fire Element; Grand Fireball Jutsu: Snake, Tiger, Monkey, Boar, Horse, Tiger
Fire Element; Dragon Fire Technique: Serpent, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger
Fire Element; Flame Blowing: Snake, Sheep, Monkey, Boar, Horse, Tiger
Fire Element; Toad Oil Fire Bullet: (Toad Must Be Summoned), Snake, Tiger, Monkey, Boar, Horse, Tiger
Fire Element; Phoenix Jutsu: Snake, Tiger, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Tiger
Fire Element; Phoenix Flower Jutsu: Rat, Riger, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Tiger
Fire Element; Blazing Fireball Jutsu: Snake, Tiger, Monkey, Board, Horse, Tiger
Fire Element; Flame Dragon Jutsu: Snake, Tiger, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger


Ice JutsusIce Element; Piercing Dragon Fierce Tiger: Tiger, Semi Tiger (first and third finger up and second and forth finger down), Boar, Dog
Ice Element; Double Black Dragon Blizzard: Serpent, Rat, Dragon, Monkey, Tiger, Dog
Ice Element; One Horned Whale: Tiger, Bird, Horse, Boar, Dog
Ice Element; Rouge Nature Jutsu: Snake, Rabbit, Dog
Ice Element; Black Dragon Blizzard: (clap hands together), Bird, Snake, Monkey, Tiger, Dog


Earth JutsusEarth Element; Earth Dragon Missile: Sheep, Horse, Dragon
Earth Element; Earth Landslide: Tiger
Earth Element; Earth Wall: You put your left hand into tiger then your right hand into an ox and put the ox on top of the tiger and that's the seal.


Water JutsusWater Element; Water Dragon Bullet: Ox, Tiger, Ox, Tiger
Water Element; Water Wall: Tiger, Serpent, Tiger
Water Element; Water Prison Jutsu: Sheep, Serpent, Tiger, Rabbit, Serpent, Dragon, Rabbit, Bird (Must stick hand in, in order to keep jutsu active)
Water Element; Water Vortex Jutsu: Tiger, Ox, Monkey, Rabbit, Sheep, Boar, Ox, Horse, Monkey, Tiger, Dog, Tiger, Serpent, Tiger, Ox, Monkey, Rabbit, Bird
Water Element; Water Dragon Jutsu: Ox, Monkey, Rabbit, Rat, Boar, Bird, Ox, Horse, Bird, Tiger, Dog, Tiger, Snake, Ox, Sheep, Snake, Pig, Sheep, Ox, Monkey, Bird, Dragon, Ox, Horse, Sheep, Tiger, Snake, Rat, Ox, Monkey, Bird, Rat, Boar, Monkey, Dragon, Bird, Ox, Horse, Sheep, Tiger, Snake, Rat, Monkey, Rabbit, Boar, Dragon, Ox, Rat, Ox, Monkey, Bird, Rat, Boar, Bird
Water Element; Black Rain: Tiger, Snake, Tiger


Other JutsusAcademy Ninja Clone Jutsu: Tiger, Boar, Ox, Dog
Academy Ninja Transformation Jutsu: Dog, Boar, Tiger
A Thousand Years of Pain: Tiger, (Jab Fingers Into Target's Rear)
Chidori: Ox, (Fingers Spread In Front of You), Rabbit, (Fingers Spread In Front of You), Monkey, (Fingers Spread In Front of You)
Chidori Level 2: Snake, Dragon, Horse, Ram, Bird, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Monkey
Chidori Level 3: Dog, Ox, Rabbit
Cursed Seal Jutsu: Rabbit, Bird, Snake, Horse, Monkey, Horse, Sheep, Rat
Death God Summon: (Cross Fingers), Snake, Boar, Sheep, Rabbit, Dog, Rat, Bird, Horse, Snake, (Clap Hands)
Demonic Illusion; Hell Decent Jutsu: Boar, Dog, Bird, Monkey, Sheep
Dispell: Horse Tiger
Hidden Snake Hand: Snake Tiger
Phoenix Flower Jutsu: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Ox, Rabbit, Tiger
Reversal Jutsu: Dog, Snake, Bird, Tiger
Sakura's CLone Jutsu: Tiger, Ox, Dog
Secret Tree Jutsu: Snake (Without Palms Touching)
Shadow Clone: Ram, Serpent, Tiger
Substitution Jutsu: Tiger, Boar, Ox, Snake
Summon Dog Pack: Boar, Dog, Tiger, Monkey, Sheep
Summon Reincarnation to the Impure World: Tiger, Dog, Dragon, (clap hands together)
Summoning Jutsu: Boar, Dog, Monkey, Bird, Sheep
Tile Shuriken: Tiger, Dragon, Rat, Tiger
Time Reversal Jutsu: Dog, Snake, Ox, Bird, Tiger



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Sunday, September 30, 2007

They would never say that
Gai:
That's it I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows!

Itachi:
I'm so weak. i wish i wasn't such a woman.
Sasuke, no hug for a family member.
I miss my family.
Hey, Kisame do you think pink nails would match me better.

Jiraiya:
Oh, man not another naked chick.
That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it.

Kabuto:
I never told orochimaru that he kinda looks like a girl.
I need to swithch to YU-GI-Oh cards.

Kakashi:I think I'm going to show up early for training today.
Naruto you are so smart!
I'm done done with come come paradise.
Man my partners died...Oh well better them than me.

Kiba:AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT THAT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!
*brings akamaru outside with a shotgun*

Naruto:Shut up sakura I dont want to be hokage today.
I love you neji.

Neji:Time for a haircut.
Hey guys lets work together.

orochimaru:Okay lets pretend I'm straight for one minute....

Sakura:Screw this, this ninja thing aint for me I just wanted to be near naruto.
Damn sasuke get a haircut.

Sasuke:I'm sorry itachi i don't feel like fighting today.
You know i will just stop hunting itachi enjoy life and marry sakura.
Naruto I love, you are more than just a brother to me.
Im not emo!*breaks into song* I walk a lonely road,the only road I've ever known*cuts wrists*
don't know where it go*passes out*

Shikamaru:Ino i hate you,Your such a bithch,yet your so hot will you marry me.

Temari:this damn fan is getting to heavy.

Tsunade:I am not a total whore!
Shizune do you think I'm flat chested.
They call it HO-kage for a reason.
You think i need implants.




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