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• 1986-09-08
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Location
• Atop a cliff overlooking the sea
Member Since
• 2004-10-10
Occupation
• Dreamer//Tea Drinker//Graphic Designer
Real Name
• Joshua
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Achievements
• Made you smile
Anime Fan Since
• I was a young lad
Favorite Anime
• Beck, FLCL, Fruits Basket, Love Hina, Nana
Goals
• Find my paradise
Hobbies
• Drinking on my kit, Drumming pictures, Drawing tea
Talents
• Drumming, Making food disappear, Making myself disappear
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Monday, December 13, 2004
Don't you dare tug it!
I braided my hair today. Well, my sister braided it for me because I wouldn't be able to do the back. It's styled in little sections so I look like some alien with tubes coming out of my head. Or a squid. Yeah, actually a squid describes it better. I'm a badass squid. Hah. Try saying that out loud with a straight face. "I'm a badass squid." Man, if you don't smile, you need help.
Anyway, my friends kept trying to tug at my braids. Stupid people. They got what they deserved. A drumstick to the shins (which I'm getting very efficient at doing).
I've stopped worrying about the flower thing. Not completely though. I've just managed to drown it out just enough to help me avoid becoming literally crazy for this girl.
The school newspaper was desperate for poem submissions for their poetry section. I thought it'd be nice if I gave them a little something. And by little I mean a full page of poems that I scribbled in a few minutes. What amuses me is that fact that they accepted all of them. So I've got a whole poetry section dedicated to me. Heh, I'm not even a student there anymore. Anyway, here's one of them:
Duct Tape on A Hairy Leg
Hurry
Get it over with
I’m ready
Three
Two
One
Screaming
Screaming
Stop
You know what?
Forget the other leg
Yeah, I'm proud.
Oh something else that amused me. I took my family out to sushi dinner last night at our local japanese restaurant. We've gone there quite frequently since they opened 5 years ago and we've become good friends with the owner. We haven't seen her for a while. When she saw me she kept remarking that I'm a tall boy and very handsome. "You should become a model." "How many girlfriends do you have?". Heh, she's so funny. Apparantly every time I see her, I grow. Maybe she's right. I wouldn't mind having one of the waitresses as a girlfriend. Mmm, she's got these sexy cat eyes and the cutest face. And she always leaves me a whole teapot to myself. Meow baby. OK, I shouldn't get too carried away here. Mmmm, sushi kitten with teeeea. I'll stop now. I promise.
My pixie is the only girl I really care about right now. Uh-oh, I'm worrying again. Wait.... It's gone.
Christmas shopping is gonna kill me. But I'll die with honor.
Have some tea on me. Cheers everyone.
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