Saturday, April 30, 2005

What could be the end
First off, I just want to apologize for not visiting anyone's sites. I'm not exactly back into he MyO thing yet because of whatever and stuff. My cold is gone now and I'm feeling better. However...

..I am becoming downright fucking pissed off with a current situation. Basically, I'm going into bitch mode. Lend an ear or fuck the hell off. Here goes:

To start, I'll tell you that Mr. Guitarist has taken the lead for most fucking retarded band member. Here's why..

As you already may know, he is going out with this piece of shit 14 yr old guitarist chick. She's not that young but I say it anyway. She's still younger than us. So anyway, she is his first girlfriend and he likes her alot. Okay, no surprise there. It happens to everyone. He slowly began to realize that she's a fucking stupid kid. She's more than conceited, she's garbage on the guitar, she actually believes she's fully Japanese (which is a vase of bullshit) and she's pretty oblivious to signs that people don't give two fucks about what she says. Mr. Bassist and I tried warning Mr. Guitarist about this but he didn't listen.

Recently, Mr. Guitarist has been bitching and bitching about how stupid she is, and how she's always talking about how hot Japanese guys are (which they are but talking about it 24/7 to your BOYFRIEND is goddamn annoying), and "me me me". Y'know, that sorta bullshit.

Yesterday (Friday) was that day he was supposed to confront her and tell her the truth. Tell her everything he thinks about her and pretty much just destroy her. Since I hate her existence, I was more than willing to help out. I coached him. I prepared him for this day. I told him everything that's wrong with her and told him to tell her right in her face. He was set. He called me the night before all excited and such about how this will be fun. I knew he could do this.

The plan was to bring her to the local Chinese mall and tell her straight up. He also asked Mr. Bassist and I to spy on them. We agreed to. We were pretty excited too because we got to wear disguises. I planned to tie my hait up and put on a hat and glasses and wear ugly clothes. Very unlike me. Anyway. When the deed was done, Mr. Bassist and I were to pop out in normal wear and laugh our asses off in her face (and perhaps cover any insults that Mr. Guitarist missed) to fully humiliate her. After that, we were to celebrate with bubble tea and perhaps a nice meal somewhere. It was a damn good plan. But seeing as I am currently bitching, you just KNOW something fucked up. SomeONE I should say.

This is what actually happened.

Mr. Bassist went to work as usual and was to meet me when he got off at 5:00 pm. My sister, Mr. Vocalist and Mr. Rhythm Guitarist's high school was having a multicultural day. The same school where Mr. Guitarist was to meet his retard (the girlfriend). Okay I thought. I'll meet Mr. Guitarist here, coach him a bit more and have some food from around the world while I'm at it. We all met up and hung out, chit chatting away at how this plan is flawless (Hah, Wrong!). I helped my sister bring stuff home and Mr. Rhythm Guitarist came along with me. Mr. Vocalist met with his girlfriend and went off while Mr. Guitarist disappeared. We assumed he went off to find his retard and bring her to the mall to end her life... I mean, their relationship.

Mr. Rhythm Guitarist and I received a phone call from Mr. Bassist. It was time. We assembled some disguises and headed to the mall. As soon as we got there, we were supposed to call Mr. Guitarist and tell him to go to one area so we don't pass each other and so we can spy. We did call but he said "Hold on. I'll call you back." We thought, "Okay. He's probably around here somewhere. Our disguises got annoying so we scrapped it and dressed normally. After an hour of searching (and failing to find him), we received a call from Mr. Guitarist. He was at the train station with his retard...

We got pretty pissed because NEVER has he fucked up a plan. Never. Especially not good ones like this. He fucked up somewhere. Mr. Bassist, MR. Rhythm Guitarist and I were pretty fucking angry and hungry too so we ate Korean BBQ (which was delicious because it was a new expensive restaurant AND had pretty waitresses). We decided to call up Mr. Vocalist and meet him for bubble tea and discuss Mr. Guitarist stupidness. Mr. Guitarist then called all pissed off and such so we told him to meet us too. We seriously needed to talk with this asshole and see what the hell was wrong with him. So the band assembled and Mr. Guitarist told us the story.

They actually did go the mall but left before we got there. They walked around and talked (mostly about shit that Mr. Guitarist didn't care about but he had no control over her). He just gave in to her. He bought her bubble tea and they lefts the mall. They went to some other place and she said she wanted a manga but she didn't have enough money. He submitted to her and said, I'll pay for some of it. So he put down the manga and a DVD he wanted on the counter. As the cashier rang it up, she threw in a DVD of her own. Now I honestly think that this chick should be fucking stabbed for her stupidness. But I think Mr. Guitarist should be fucking shot for ACTUALLY PAYING FOR IT! He paid for it all. She didn't pitching a fucking dime. I swear this dude is way too submissive. The whole time they were together he wanted to talk with her seriously and end it but she kept taking everything as a silly joke and he's just a big fucking pussy. Honestly. He's got no self-esteem. Just pathetic really.

It's obvious to see that the only reason she like him is because he buys her shit and because he pays attention to her and puts up with her fucking crap. The only reason he likes her is because she's the only girl to ever talk to him. He refuses to let her go because he thinks she's the only one for him. Bullshit. He can do better but he thinks he can't. So he only likes her because he likes him. He's a bitch. Literally. He's just giving in.

He used to go on and on about how she's bullshit on the guitar and how Mr. Rhythm Guitarist is so much better because he has good technique and a good knowledge of theory. Now he fully said into Mr. Rhythm Guitarist face that he sucks and that she's so much better than he is (and I could sense that he would possibly want her to replace him in the band). If he fucking does, he'll need a new drummer too. Seriously. I'll fucking quit if he give in to that little shit girl.

Mr. Bassist and I have known him the longest. Us three were the original starters of the band. So we took him outside for a talk. Sure they have a whole list of the same interests and they're both fucked in the head and yadda yadda yadda, but if not like they're the only fucking match in the world. I know for a fucking fact that there are plenty of girls out there for him. Better girls. Girls who don't fucking mooch off him or like him only for guitar skills or attention. Goddamnit. He went on about how he's never had a girlfriend before and that he'll just take the bullshit to be with her. Mr. Bassist and I seriously thought that he's a fucking joke. That was so weak of him. Okay. If I were to put my face over a fire because "I've never felt this warm before" and continue to do so even though I was slowly burning alive, that wouldn't make one millifuck of sense, would it? The same applies to his situation. Don't take that shit just because. He's better than that. And if he isn't then he's a loser. I'm sorry to say it but that's fucking pitiful.

Yeah. I'm pissed he didn't do it. And I'm even more pissed that he wants to stay with her even though he's being put through all this dickshit bullfuck, just because she's the ONLY girl to ever talk to him. THAT'S HIS FUCKING FAULT!!!! He never talks to anyone. I mean, someone to closed-off as he deserves to not talk to anyone because fucking chooses not to. Fuck.. This is the stupidest shit I've heard in my entire life. And it's happening to one of my closest friends too.

I swear, I'm quitting if he let's her in. I still care about the music and all but when our LEAD GUITARIST goes on living the life of a grain-fed bitch, I can't do it. I refuse to.

Now someone please tell me if I'm wrong here. If you think that this situation is not the least bit fucked up, then come to my house and stab me. Rip my veins out and make a fucking necklace out of it. If there's nothing wrong with this then I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore.

I don't know what to think. Today (Saturday) we're going to jam in the retards uncles studio. I hope he makes some decisions and quickly.

I'm sorry for the bitching but the rest of my band members are asleep and I can't rant to them yet.

Have a nice weekend everyone. I'll try to be good.

Cheers.

- enin -

P.S. Maybe it's just me...
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