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myOtaku.com: Epocolypse Seer


Thursday, August 24, 2006

   CONFUCIUS SAY!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK ALL OF THESE ARE SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Confucius Say
Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone.

Confucius Say
Birds of a feather flock together...then crap on your car.

Confucius Say
A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

Confucius Say
The useless skin around a penis is called "a man".

Confucius Say
Bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

Confucius Say
To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it
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ok thats pretty much it

i thought it was really funny but you guys might not.....girls i mean............
*angry sigh* AAA FUCK IT!!!!
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