Monday, September 19, 2005

   Fullmetal Alchemist...PART TWO!! It has begun. o_o
YES, I know, I'm two days late. T_T I've been having technical difficulties, so here it is, Teacher, spoilers and commentary by me and elrics girl...Enjoy. -_-

(Parental Advisory thing comes up on the screen)
Liz: OH MY GOD AMY IT'S ON!!
(Amy runs in and does a back-flippy thing onto the couch)
(Al runs into the room looking terrified. Izumi, their teacher, is here)
Liz: yayayayayayayayay
Amy: I know, shut up, I wanna hear.
(Izumi meets Al and kicks his butt)
Liz: Awww. D=
(Izumi starts yelling at Ed and Al. Ed spazzes behind Winry)(Amy cracks up)(opening starts)
Liz: It's the same ending? But...why?
Amy: They don't change opening themes on Cartoon Network.
Liz: Oh. They suck!! (starts crying for no reason)
(Amy cries too)
Liz: It's BACK! :D
Amy: -sniff- Yay!
(Mustang is playing chess with an old guy)
Liz: Hot! x3
Amy: Which one?
Liz: (roars) Ohh, the old guy is like...the man.
Amy: Ha. Yeah, right. Heh. He's nice.
Liz: Watch him die in two episodes.
Amy. Ha. Yeah, right?
Liz: Stop saying that.
(Mustang goes away)
Liz: Aww. :(
(Ed Al and Winry are in a train car. Ed and Al are tied together)
Amy: Yay! Hah!
(They're all talking about Izumi, and then there's a flashback)
Amy: Aww, so CUTE!
Liz: It's Aaron Dismuke! I mean...AL...He there's no echo! ... That's WEIRD!
Amy: Ha. Yeah, right? Hey...there's no echo!
Liz: I just said that.
Amy: Yeah, but I just realized it.
Liz: Grr...(Ed and Al ditch Winry)
Amy: They treated Winry like that? Oh...with the end of the movie, that's so sad when you know what happens at the end of the movie!
Liz: Don't tell me what happens. Don't tell me.
Amy: But, I'm keeping my emotions bottled up! Waaah! (Ed is talking about human transmutation) No, no, Ed! Don't do it!
Liz: But he will...BWAHA!
(Ed and Al are helping out other people by using alchemy, and it didn't work)
Liz: Ha. The mud looks like pudding!
Amy: What?
Liz: Nothing. (Izumi comes in and uses alchemy)
(Some dude: Who are you?
Izumi: Oh, just a couple passing by! (she pauses and then throws up blood)
Liz: Woah! Chibi gore!
Amy: Ha. Yeah, right?
Liz: Cut that out!!
Amy: Sorry. (Ed and Al visit Izumi in the hospital. Izumi asks if their parents gave them permission, and they look down sadly)
Amy: (in a really weird voice) We...don't have...any parents...
Liz: Amy, you're cruel. (they're on a train leaving to train with Izumi)
Amy + I at the same time: Training on a train! Training on a train! Hahaha! (Izumi starts yelling at them again about the military)(Amy and I laugh)
(flashback ends and Ed and Al try to escape, but Izumi catches them)
Amy: Ha, Ed's unconscious.
(commercial comes on)
Both: RAWRRRRR!
(comes back on)
Both: YEAH!!
(Mustang is assigning subordinates to Central. Fallman really wants to go)
Liz: Aww, poor Fallman. Fallman Boy! We're going down down!
Amy: ...Yay he gets to go!
Liz: -starts crying again-(scene changes back to Izumi and friends) Dublin? In Ireland?
Amy: DubLITH
Liz: Ohhh...KITTY! (little girl is talking to Izumi about her cat, Chico, who is going to have kittens)(they're all having dinner, and Winry asks Izumi if she has a child. This seems to strike a nerve with one of Izumi's friends, and he changes the subject to Ed and Al's alchemy)
(a bunch of boys run up to Izumi and they want her to fix their train. Izumi refuses to use alchemy to fix it and tells the boys to be more careful with their toys next time)
Amy: WOAH, that little kid sounded like a forty-three-year-old man!
Liz: Actually he kinda sounded like a kid in my class...(the little girl runs up to Izumi and is upset about her cat, Chico. Al chases away the dog barking at Chico -actually he just kind of stands there and freaks the dog out- Chico is on the roof of the house. She's had kittens, and Ed climbs up to get her down. She's bleeding a lot. One of her kits falls off the roof, but Ed uses alchemy to catch it.)
Amy: Woah, did you see that?
Liz: What?
Amy: The kitten changes color! When it was on the roof it was tan, but when Ed caught it, it was gray!
Liz: Haha, the coloring people for this probably saw that and were like, "Aww, crap!!"
Amy: Ha. Yeah, right?
Liz: Okay, now you're doing that on purpose.
Amy: Doing what?
Liz: -gasp- Chico!! (the girl is holding a lifeless Chico. She asks Izumi if "she's broken somewhere")
Amy: Nina said that!
Liz: -starts crying again- Stop setting me off!
Amy: Sorry! (Izumi is trying to explain to the little girl that all things die, and now Chico is gone forever.
Little kid: But...but she was just here!)
Liz: WAAAAHHHHH!!! ;__;
Amy: -starts crying, too- (they have a funeral for Chico, and afterwards Ed asks Izumi who she would pick to bring back to life if she could. She gets all mad and then yet another flashback happens. Ed and Al are sparring with Izumi and get their butts kicked. She lectures them, and then the flashback ends -note that the book Izumi was reading was called "Easy Cooking" and the research done on the Philosopher's Stone were written in the form of recipes- Izumi says she knows that Al's armor is empty and Ed's arm and leg are automail. They explain about the transmutation, and Izumi beats them up again -she just can't stop!- and then she hugs them.)
Liz: It's not over it's not over it's so not over!! (ending theme comes on) IT'S OVER??!
Amy: But it'll be on in anoter week!
Liz: But...I can't wait that long! I---feel JIPPED!
Amy: I taped it, let's watch it again!
Liz: Yay!

We ended up watching it about five times that night. Okay, so maybe that was the worst summary ever written, but you liked the commentary, right? C'mon...NOD!
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