Thursday, July 29, 2004

   Random Quote: *harshly* "I don't have fun."-Seto Kaiba; Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Book of the Day: The Wolves of Willoughby Chase by Joan Aiken

well i have a lot to catch u guys up on. lessee.............................well my b-day was July 18th. sry i didn't tell u sooner, but i've been busy. i have started band camp, which is kind of a long story, so buckle up. if i want to stay in concert band (playing cool classical music) i have to take marching band (playing cool 70's music). i wouldn't mind this, but marching band also requires that u learn new ways to walk, turn, etc. and utilize these methods until your feet feel like blocks of lead w/ nerves and your legs feel like wood and stand in unnatural positions for loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg periods of time and hold your flute the wrong way so it "looks nice" and i think i'm done ranting now. *pants angrily* (yes i can pant angrily) i also have 3 hours when i'm not doing band this week and yea i don't like marching band very much. oh and i got sunburned and got a heat rash too. stinks don't it? ok NOW i'm done ranting. well i carpool home w/ my friends, and today we were laughing a lot. see we "figured out" that our teacher, Mr. Jean, is attracted to shiny objects (ROTFL as i type) and so now my friend won't stop making me laugh at this. she'll remind me of it subtly, by wiggling her (shiny) flute so it catches the light, etc. yes so this is VERY funny, and then we got to talking about other stuff, and somehow my most embarrassing moments. so here they are. well, there are actually 3.......... *ahem*

1. in first grade, i was reading and hadn't realized that class had started. the teacher called on me, and i just went deer-in-the-headlights. then i farted....................................then this girl who didn't like me and i didn't like her curled her lip and said 'eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww' all prissy-like.

2. in fifth grade, in social studies, we were reading out loud from the textbook, and i farted.........................really loud.......................................................and everyone heard me.

3. in eigth grade(how i miss it) in algebra, i farted, but only a couple people heard. it wasn't really a big deal, i just said excuse me and they went back to what they were doing. but then my teacher, who was standing nearby, said "Lisa, did you just FART?" and the whole room heard him, and heard me admit to it. they all busted up laughing. amid their gales of laughter, i shouted "Well at least I'm mature enough to admit it!!!" This just cracked them up evn more. So for about a week, everyone came up to me, asking "Did you fart in algebra?" "I heard you farted in algebra." "Hey you farted in algebra?" and so on. i found it rather amusing that people had nothing better to do, but hey, that's America for ya.

well, i told u my MEM(Most Embarrassing Moments), now u tell me yours!!!!! let's see if anyone can top that!!!!!

oh, and if anyone writes any stories or quizzes or anything like that, please email me. i won't check back here often, so yeah. thanks you guys!!!!

-Lisa/erosgirl the Great (stop laughing)
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