Yep, that up there was aaaall yesterday...
Well, starting from the beginning it was when my elder brother Brett came over with his, eventually to be, wife, and his friend David...
Now, first of, Brett's twenty-three, and not once in his life, ever been very smart... Christi ((his g/f)) is very intelligent, yet because of the way she speaks is described as a red neck ((poor Christi)), and David.... David's just an absolute hill billy idiot.... and they're all DRUNK...
So, at first the night is peaceful, as we all sit and play Halo2, blowing each other up... ((of course David's calling the squirpions SUVs and the banshees "come fly me what a ma things"))...
((forgive my poor spelling))
But when they got -really- drunk, we all go out side to blow off some fireworks... Now, usually fireworks for home are just these lame little ones that don't last long... but Brett had gotten ahold of a bag load of those ones that are supposed to shoot way up in the air and make a big explosion...
So, they cut out pipes to load them in, and at first all is well, they go up, explode, it's sparkley... but then they kept getting duds, which they left in the pipe...
Now, here's the fun part... David, being the drunken idiot that he was, took one of them and loaded it upside down... Warning Brett to back up ((they had two go at a time, Brett and David where out there blowing them off))... When that mofo went off, I swear, all of the duds did, too!!
They were exploding on the ground, two feet in the air, just everywhere!! It was crazy... The first time that happened, David ran for cover and Brett toppled over and wet himself...
Of course, the whole time, Christi and I are yelling, "OH SH!T, GET OUT OF THERE!!! RUN FOR IT!!"
Ahh... I havn't laughed that hard in forever... I d@mn near busted a gut!! It was awesome... and I'm glad I finally have something to post about, too... ^_^b
Welp, that's all for today... Hope all is well for everyone... and I'll try and come back soon, but I gotta log off and do a sh!t load of chours.... Bleh.... Anyway, I'll talk to you guys later... |
