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There once was a llama who ate a lot of cabbage...at night. One moonlit evening he was wandering in the cabbage field when a mole popped up from under the ground. The mole surveyed him curiously before asking what he was doing. The llama replied "I am eating cabbage my dear sir".

The mole stared at the llama for a moment then opened its mouth to say something but stopped itself halfway. The llama picked up a cabbage in its mouth and swallowed it whole. The mole gazed in awe. After a moment or two, clouds covered the moon and a giant eagle shaped like a potato swooped down from the sky and ate the mole. It was then the llama realized, it must call the eagle Etiao...

Then a Bananaconda slithered up from the hole the mole was just in and said "your face is a cracker" before strangling the llama to death and eating him.

He was slowly digested in the bananaconda's peel-like body over the course of a thousand years...

The end.


Tuesday, May 1, 2007

   Holy Whackjob Anomaly Batman!
I like the chubby softness of a raw bananaconda when he is in the early stages of his extraordinarily evil lifestyle.

When the ways of the world are limited, I daydream of monsters and weird lookin creatures that I end up putting on paper and worshipping as if I have talent. People are not my drawing buddies. I dont likem drawing people, it stinks like a rotten bananaconda.

Why do people have so many physical rules and regulations?

Why is our world so utterly limited?

Answer me this Batman, why do we eat Steak Tar-Tar, When clearly we have evolved from doing such things?
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