Saturday, December 10, 2005

First time in ages since i could be fucked to catch up on this thing.
Been in and out of "relationships" since i left school. Now in sixth form and going on a trip to China, Nihao.
Greek guy left ages ago, we got this french guy at the mo. Can't spell or even pronounce his name i won't bother to try either. Wonder what he's like in bed? Well you know what Im like get back to this whenever being lazy atm, salute to all
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Monday, August 15, 2005

I had band practise today, just got back. It fucking rocked! I wrote some new lyrics, I would add them in this post but I can't be fucked not to mention theres a hot guy in my room, ehh ehh ehh. He's this exchange student from Greece and he's staying with us for like 3 months. He's like 16 or something so... as sexually active I am, I hope he is as well. MUAHHAHAHA! Never done a foreign person before. I'm praying it will be something better than all the scums I've had before!
I best be off! No one else is in the house, Trudy has gone to a sleepover and mum's at work, she works till late and it's already 3 o'clock, so this means only one or two things... 1. Hot Wild sex with Greek guy or 2. ORGY!!

I'll let you know if he's a decent shag or not.. cya!
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Thursday, July 7, 2005

oooo London got bombed! So fucking what? Doesn't have to take over all the channels and get rid of my cartoons! I want my cartoons damnit! Not some pictures of shocked people and shit! Grrrr!

Current obsession: MarkyBoy

Current dislike: Lesbian stalker who smells like fishy fanny.

Fucking stalkers piss me off. Especially girls who are stalkers! Did you ever used to have a little role model follow you around school when you were small? Always doing what you did and annoyed you... yeah I had like 2! Now I have another one, she is really religious and will do anything to talk to me. I occasionally slap her and tell her to fuck off! It's like stop being a lesbian and go find a guy to fuck! Please go get raped and don't rape me!
Fuck sake.

I know what I should do! Kiss Markyboy in front of her... like full on kissing... maybe a little touching up here and there to freak her out. HA! If she gets turned on I'm sending her to hospital!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, July 2, 2005

Updating
Updating now... because I never do!

Lets count how many guys I've snogged this month... Collin.. Scott... Dave... Tim and Marky boy! Not bad considering its inbetween the space of like 2 days! Unlike those poor pathetic souls out there who are like 18 and have never had their first tongueing or had sex with anyone before in their life.... I pity you and I will do it for you.

I need a fag and I say that half wasted with a bottle of vodka I cracked open about... oooh... lets say 10 minutes ago.
My ma was wasted on the floor so I took her vodka and I'm finishing it!
Don't you fucking hate it? When fucking cunts critize you for being "bad"... well... fuck 'em! Stupid wanksters HA! NEW WORD! Ha! My little sis is like ... I forget... 7 years old HA! Some influence I have on her. She's one of the mouthist little cunts I know! Fucking bad ass! Shes trying to nick me vodka now... stupid faggot!

I'm starting to feel really wasted now and typing hurts...

don't do drugs people!
Well... not pills! SMOKE SOME GOOD POT!
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Saturday, June 11, 2005

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
That's right people who don't bother to look at my site and probably never will *breathes*

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!

From where?

Shut up I'm talking!

Up Yours!

Get on with it!

oh ok!

Yes, I'm back from Israel! YES I'M JEWISH! HA!
Sod you Christians!

Yeah well... big family over there! staying in a house with like 20 over people, though I may be exaggerating a litte... but it sure did feel like it!
Hee Hee bought some flavoured condoms over there, muhahahhahahahahaaha

why?

Because I could and it seemed like a good idea to me at the time!

Oh Ok... *coughs* weirdo

what was that?

oh... well... mmm... I said fiedo... yes thats right... fiedo

alrighty then

alrighty indeed

stop coping me!

Go to hell!

*FIGHT BREAKS OUT!*

Everyone dies!
AHHH DEAD!



THE END!
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