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Sunday, September 19, 2004

   Oh im a special fred.
Today it's story time.
This story is about an 84 year old man(me) and his crazed aunt(blue bird).
This headline was taken out of an actual paper..honoust.
"Cruel strange and disturbing murder today"Yesterday an 84 year old man was found dead in his and his aunts apartment reasons for the murder where unknown. The police where quick to respond to the 000 call and when they arived they commented to the smell being interesting. It is believed that the poor 84 year old man was killed by his aunt when he asked for a chicken honey dream and was then hit over the head with a cooking pan and thrown out the window. Reasons as to why are so far unknown but police speculate that maybe the two had a misunderstanding. As quoted by the sargent general: "we here at the staition believe that the woman in question, the mans aunt had not heard his request properly." When we asked him what it was believed she thought he had said he commented as: "i want you chick in sweet honey like y dream" So as you can see this has been a sick and disturbing murder let alone brutal. The woman in question is Blue Hawk and she is still largly at large so lock your doors and bolt your windows.
Thankyou the editour

This story has been brought to you by! Blue Hawk!
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