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Thursday, July 29, 2004

   Omigosh...

Posting Time!
Well, what can I say? Sorry for not updating in along time, but I have good excuses (Well, you have to, if you wanna be a sarcastically evil person and a freakishly cheerful one at the same time)! Here's one:


Okay, get this. In the morning, totally UNexpected, the phone rang. I checked the namelist and it said 'Doom, Instant'. Oh my gosh. My freaky brother's freaky friends are coming over freakishly in their freaky car to our freaky place! I PANICKED INSTANTLY. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It was like I was meeting the two merciless ax murderers I just found hiding behind the phone. It could be a Goosebumps book, actually, and one of the best, too. My scream alarmed my father, and he raced to the phone. When he saw there was nobody there, he gave me a look that said, 'Before the ax murderer comes, I, the super-o-gun assassin, shall kill you first if you do that again.' And he picked the phone up. My fate was sealed. At the end he nodded "Okay, agreed. Yes yes, thank you. Mm-hmm. Thanks." He said and hung up. So much for living a long life. About an hour later the ax murderers came and totally chopped the door down. "HIYA JOSEPH!!!" Ax Murderer #01 practically shrieked. "HEY J!!!!" As Ax Murderer #02 shouted, a new earthquake was born. Ax Murderer #02 stomped it's old boots towards me, my next reactionwas total 'Sarcastic-but-powerless-evil-dude-meets-ax-murderer-and-loses-it.' I managed to wave and walked slowly to the backyard, slooooowwwwwwllllyyyyyy....... then as speedy as a racecar. I'm too young to die. To make matters worse, the phone rang yet again. My dad the super-o-gun assassin picked it up, and my cousin the Chief of Total Life Boredom asked to come. Great, just when I thought the toolshed (aka Chief Boredom's fave spot to do his homweork) spot was safe. Ooh boy, was I in real trouble now.


While we ate the pizza, Axe Murderer #02 bragged about how he was born from the Sun, Mars, Jupiter and Pluto. Then he dipped his used toothpick in his glass. I mean, Water Digestion Machine, or so he says. Axe Murderer #01 complained how he didn't like the cheese on his pizza because it reeked. Puh-lease! Cheese does NOT stink on pizza. I mean, the Circle of Stinkly Cheese, or so the murderer says. We played a long game of Soccer (I mean the Game of Black and White Balls). Of and I had to pair up with Axe Murderer #01. Of coursel, the Super-o-gun assasin let the 'young' murderers win. Finally, Mommy Murderer called and said she would come back for her sons. And me? I sighed with relief and ate the rest of the pizza. My cuz of course, was busy sketching away at some math problems in the shed. of course, there's also a good side to the story. I also enjoyed playing Pokemon Ruby and my brother's game, thank you very much. I can't wait til' Yu-Gi-Oh! the movie starts- It will TOTALLY rock. And I will now take a vow not to EVER play with ax murderers AGAIN.

xoxo
Inggrid
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