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ok...so i don't realy have time to make another chapter right now...i've been makeing a site for my boyfirnd today...on theO...his name is "sdb1" he is in my friend list!...so if u'd all go and say hi to him...i'd appreat it!
but ne way...to keep u all entertained...i have some rulls here that i think u may find funny!
101 rules for the commen slytherin
1. for every rule, there is a loophole.
2. he who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
3. fight fire with fire,or your going to get burned
4. if it's is self-defense, you can get away with murder.
5. good and evil is a realtive concept.
6.live for the now, because the then is gone, and the will be might not.
8.if someone else can do something that you'd rather not, as well as you can, get them to do it for you.
9. blood is thicker then water, but that doesn't mean that blood can't be diluted.
10. never piss off anyone who can talk to snakes.
11. an "honorable death" is still a death.
12. there are two words that will solve any problem with a human wource behind it...avada kadavra
13. humanity is so over-rated.
14. never wear red and gold.
15. bright colors are the devil's work.
16. never forget the house colors-silver, green, ad the unofficial third color-black
17. never wear tattoos, unless they feature snakes.
18. snakes rule, lions drool.
19. if you want to rule the world, best to try the inconspicuous approach.
20. never get caught-it doesn't matter if you break the rules, just don't get caught
21. if someone must be blamed, make sure it's not you.
22. slytherins are not responsible for the stupidity of other houses.
23. trust no one.
24. the good guys only win if the bad guys get caught.
25. it never hurts to suck up to the boss.
26. every once in a while, declare peace. it confuses the crap out of your enemies.
27. mever offer a confession when a bribe will do.
28. even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit-make sure it's you.
29. any weakness or mistakje can be exploited.
30. never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
31. treat people in your debt like family-exploit them.
32. sometimes what you get for free costs entirely too much.
33. never give a mundane explanation when a magical one can be hinted at.
34. if fair means have failed you, it is time to resort to foul.
35. if fould means have failed you, it probably wasn't worth haveing anyway.
36. if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried.
37. if fortune has presented you with an unexpected opportunity which you don't really deserve, the last thing you should do is correct the mistake.
38. the truth is a terrible and dangerous thing and should be avoided if at all possible.
39. if someone has the power to completly desarm you to take you apart from the inside out, to turn their dreams into yours, to invade every single part of you life and marry it with theirs so you don't know whose is whose anymore, to bring you sobbintg into their arms like the child you've always denied ever being and to destroy you utterly with a single glance...for god's sake, DON'T TELL THEM!!!!
40. your real feelings are a precious thing indeed. and they should be better guuarded the gringott's.
41. Don't understimate the benefits of muggle technology-there;s no magical substitute for a rocket launcher.
42. or for that matter, an armored tank.
43. tantrums are good. a systematic and brutal revenge is better.
44. there are very few things that ca't have bets placed on them.
45. make sure you're the one taking the bets.
46. slytherins are hotter. studies prove it.
47. some slytherins relyu on their wands. others rely on their fists. some rely on the powere of a single glance. other don't need to rely on anything at all because the mrer mention of their name is enought. buyt the onew weapn no slytherin can afford to be with out is the witty quip. have one ready at all times.
48. ther are many methods of acheiving immortality. fame forturne, heroic deeds, creativity, lots and lots of descendants, however, the one you should favor is not bying.
49. absoulte power corrupts absolutely...which is a problem if you are powerless.
50. hero is not a compliment.
51. sname is
52. there is always a price.
53. they only hate you because thy're jealous.
54. keep smiling, a well-planed smile can be more frightening then a single glare.
55. when someone pats you on the back, always check for a knife.
56. the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
57. of all the slytherins you will ever meet, there is one who yuou should fear above all others. and that is the slythering who still has a cubbly animal and is not afraid to show it.
58. never argue with the point of a wand.
59. material wealth may not be the most importnt thing in the world, but it's high up on the list.
60. never assume anything.
61. even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
62. ther is nothing to fear but fear itself.
63. always be prepared...you never know when yo9u need to bribe someboby.
64. kissing up is a way of life.
65. the greater the amount you are taking from someone, the greater the distraction must be.
66. more is good: all is better.
67. if you love it, let it go...if it doesn['t return to you, hunt it down and kill it.
68. choosing the path of least resistance is not a bad thing, nor is it always the right thing.
69. hope for the best, but plain for the worst.
70. mever make a deal with a slytherin, becasue you'll always get scresed over.
71. fhte future of the world depends on teh decision of a few peopole. always be sure you've got a sy in the matter.
72. if you're going to do something that they can hold against you, then try something else first, so you san say it was a last resort.
73. if an opportunity for something you want presents itself...take it-duh
74.slytherins don't run away, they fall back
75. being vague is always better then being spacific. at east you have a margin and you're often right
76. friends come and go-enemies multiply.
77. where ther's a will, there['s a way. or, alternatively: where there's a will, try to bt on it.
78. always make sure you know what's in it for you-always.
79. always make them thing you're innocent. it makes hurtiing them atter a synch.
80. witty remarks and dry humor always work best when people are trying to hurt you.
81. when all else fails, use the subtle are of sarcasm.
82. if you are stronger, laugh. if you are weaker, run and hide.
83. if you decide to be loud and boisterous, the best way to do it is to be in gryffindor.
84. if a gryffindor trusts you, aren't you glad them?
85. mever start on three: two is a much better subsitutte.
86. when fishing for favors, alwasy give the puppy doy eyes. the saps can't resist them.
87. if you're cornered, break the wall.
88. never look back, unless someone is behind you.
89. never say never...i mean it!
90. don't run when you can hide.
91. id you're going to hide, the best place is in plain sight.
92. "can't" isn't in the slythering's volabulary. (unless you're talking about someone in another house.)
93. always keep your eyes and ears open-trouble will strike the moment you let youir guard down.
94. despite how hard we try, life is still 100% fatal.
95. the truth should always be garded by a bodyguard of lies.
96. when they say 'fortune favors the brave', they mean that gryffindors onlly survive through sheer dumb luck.
97. flattery will get you everywhere.
98. always remember, most kinds of trouble start off as fun.
99. laugh in the face of danger the hide until it goes away-someone else will kill it for you
100. never never never moon a werewold.
101. never kiss anything that has no sould: you mightn't like the result.
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