Saturday, August 14, 2004

The chronicles of Chizu Yasha
Me and my friend Lost echo have written this story. You can laugh all you want at the poor quality but please don't steal it. (as if you would want to though)Enjoy!

Disclaimer: We (yes we, there are two of us) don’t own the plot and characters of Inuyasha. However, we DO own the cheesy counterparts.

A/N: Fallen stands for Fallen Angel Gurl (one of the co-writers) and Lost echo stands for Lost echo (the other co-writer).

So begins our story of action, adventure, love and….CHEESE. It all began one day in the modern world on a day like this, which happened to be a Wednesday. A girl called Havarti, stumbled upon a strange out house. It was Havarti 15th birthday. Havarti, happened to be a very annoying perky girl with an extremely annoying voice who was always happy for no reason at all so naturally, she was friendless.

Fallen: *ahem* Can we get back to the story now?

Lost echo: Jeez, don’t be so bossy!

Fallen: Just keep typing!

Lost echo: Fine!

Anyways, Havarti had seen an ad for a cheese convention in the newspaper, and decided to go since she was a cheese loving girl.

Havarti: I think that I’ll go to this cheese convention!

So off Havarti went, but unfortunately, she got lost and ended up at a mysterious outhouse.

Havarti: The convention might be in here!

Havarti went in the outhouse and was sucked into the toilet! And she fell down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down…..

Fallen: Can we please get on with the story?!

Lost echo: *mouth full of cookies* wut?

Fallen: Fine, I’ll continue typing…

Lost echo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*turns blue and suffocates and faints from lack of oxygen*

Back to the story…Havarti then felt herself changing direction, and started to fall up (which doesn’t make much sense…) and out of an old toilet! There she was horrified to see the behind of an old lady!

Havarti: GAH! I’m scarred for life!

The old lady, noticing the presence of the young girl, let out a cry of embarrassment.
Old lady: Ye have disturbed my business!

Havarti: Sorry sorry sorry sorry!

The young girl waved her arms in anxiety.

Old lady: Ye should be!

Havarti: Well honestly, I think I suffered more then you!

Lost echo: *wakes up* I WANNA TYPE!!! *hits Fallen on the head with keyboard*

Fallen: You’re awake? Good, you were starting to reek!

Lost echo: Huh? What are you talking about? Oh well *hits fallen again and makes her unconscious* Hehe, maybe I’ll put her hands in cold water while she’s out.

Fallen: *while still knocked out* On…with…the…story!...

Lost echo: -_- She’s still bossy, even in her sleep! Ack! I’ll just keep typing!

The old lady and Havarti got out of the outhouse having both apologized and the old lady having pulled up her puffy puffy pants.

Old lady: I am going to leave ye now. Good bye!

Havarti: OK!

Havarti looked at her surroundings. Every thing seemed to be made of cheese or at least, related to it. Suddenly, she gasped.

Havarti: OMG! There’s like someone stuck to that huge pot of cheese fondue.

Being the ever curious and annoying girl she was, she approached the thing and saw that it was a boy, but a strange looking one. He had two pointy pieces of Swiss cheese poking out of his yellow hair. He wore cheesecloth of the puffiest sort. He smelled cheddar cheese. He was stuck to the fondue pot with a fondue skewer.

Havarti: This is like, so totally weird! He has cheese sticking out of his head! I want to touch them.

And so, true to her word, she scratched them. Suddenly, a fondue skewer narrowly missed her head and hit the pot instead.

Voice: What are you doing in ChizuYasha’s forest?

To be continued
Lost echo: That’s it! For now. *dramatic music plays* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fallen: *wakes up* Huh? Wah? Where’s that weird music coming from? Are we done the story? *reads through story* oh, to be continued…*dramatic music plays* What the-?

Lost echo: By the way, did you know, that chizu means cheese in Japanese?

Fallen: Well, yeah! I was there when you found that out!

Lost echo: I’m not talking to you! I’m talking to the readers! DUH! STUUUUUUPID BAAAAAKKKKKAAAAA!!!!!!!

Fallen: YOU’RE A BAAAKKKKAAAA!!!

Bickering continues……

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