Tuesday, August 24, 2004

   Chizu Yasha 2!
Disclaimer: If we owned Inuyasha, we would be filthy stinking RICH! We also wouldn’t be writing a disclaimer.

WE’RE BAAAACCCKKKK!!! Actually, I’M BAAAACCCCKKK!!!! Me, lost echo. Yes, I’m writing this. Fallen is a little, well, tied up right now…….

Fallen: mmmrgh…..

Lost echo: anyways, on with the fic!

Last time, we left off with the extremely annoying and perky Havarti in Hawaii dancing in a hoop skirt *ahem* I mean, the extremely annoying and perky Havarti in potential danger.

Havarti: like, OMG! Why are you picking on ME?

Random villager: She might be a cheese being, don’t look at her eyes!

Havarti: Do you have a problem with my eyes? Well, buddy, do you?

Another villager: You DO realize that we just threw a highly deadly and sharp fondue skewer at you. Shouldn’t this be the part where you scream in distress slash fear?

Lost echo: I agree…..

Havarti: Like who are you?

Lost echo: I’m the authoress, you numbskull!

Havarti: Like, gag me with a spoon!

Villager: Can we get on with the story?

Lost echo: You sound like Fallen……oh vell, the fic must go on!

And so, the villagers trussed Havarti up like a chicken after they chased her as she started screaming LAMPS! and ran at the same time. At the village, they put Havarti on the ground and killed her. JUST KIDDING!! Actually, they put her on the ground and told their cheese mage to come. It turns out, the cheese mage was the old lady that she had met earlier.

Cheese mage: Ye are the one who disturbed my business!

Havarti: Oh puh-lease! Let’s not go through that again! I thought we were friends……

Havarti had tears in her eyes and she spoke and she looked so ugly that the villagers let her free. And then, the cheese mage said:

Cheese mage: Ye look like my sister, Baylough-yo!

Havarti: Huh?

Fallen: *breaks through her bindings* Why did you tie me up?!

Lost echo: ‘Twas the only way to silence thee!

Fallen: *pulls some cool karate moves* *knocks Lost echo out* MUAHAHAHA!!! *cough cough*

Anyways, the cheese mage, having made that remark, having confused the very annoying, ugly when sad girl, stood up and walked away (she had been sitting down for no good reason).

That night, which just happened to be a dark and stormy night, and detective Sherlock Homes just happened to be eating a sandwich on that particular night. James Bond was on another delightful mission and Captain Jack Sparrow was brushing his teeth. ‘Twas a brillic night with the slithy tobes!

Havarti: Cheddar cheese shall prevail! ‘

Pitsy Mo: YO YO YO MIZZY MO MIZZY MAY!

Havarti: Like, totally!

Lost echo: Who’s Pitsy Mo?

Fallen: Aren’t you supposed to be knocked out?!

Lost echo: *remembers* Right! *hits herself on the head and knocks herself out*

So, she was suddenly attacked, out of nowhere by the nasty, ugly, despicable, hostile, demented, cruel, beastly, demonic, evil, mean, ferocious, horrid, horrifying, terrifying, all around bad Madam Earwig.

Mad Ear: Hey, I have feeling too, you know! And why are you calling me ‘Mad Ear’?

Fallen: It’s faster. ~_^

Madam Earwig begins to grumble.

Lost Echo: Shouldn’t you be narrating the story?
Fallen: Freaky, you sound like me! o.O

Lost echo: And just like you, I will knock you out, with this speaker! MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FEAR THE SPEAKER!!!

Fallen: Don’t you mean ‘MUHAHAHAHA’?

Lost echo: *hits Fallen*

Fallen: Horrible…grammar…*faints*

Back to the story, as Fallen has said, Madam Earwig attacked the village. Havarti, being the non-intellectual girl she was, ran out screaming.

Havarti: MY CHEEEEEEESSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Pitsy Mo: Yo yo, that’s my cheese.

Havarti: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT’S MY MOM!!!!!!

Pitsy Mo: That wasn’t cool…*cries and runs away*

Mad Ear: I MUST have that ball of 4 CHEESES!!!! I can feel it nearby, YOU must have it!

Madam Earwig was pointing at a certain unintelligent young girl labeled Havarti.

Havarti: Way out! You can feel cheese?!?!

Mad Ear: Of course! NOW GIVE ME THE BALL!!!

Lost echo: That sounds wrong…….

Havarti: NEVER!!!!

And with that, she ran away, hoping that the villagers would be eaten before her. Unfortunately, she was wrong and Madam Earwig came after her. She ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran into the forest of Chizu Yasha.

Havarti: Golly! I’m in the forest of Chizu Yasha! And look, there he is…

Lost echo: Well folks, tune in next time to find out what happened to Superman and his gigantic underwear!!! How will Lois cope with it? Will they break up?

Fallen: *sneaks up behind Lost echo and knocks her out* See ya!

A/N: Baylough is actually a real cheese. Baylough-yo is the cheesy counterpart of Kikyo.

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