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Friday, April 14, 2006


Must... resist... impulse... to... strangle... Chris...
My brother (name: Tsume) invited two of his friends to come over and play Super Smash Brothers Melee. One of these friends is the best Smash player in this state (name: Michael), and the other (name: Keith) has a brother (name: Chris) who used to be Tsume's friend. Then he (Chris) stopped talking to him (Tsume) because he “hated his guts.” Well, Chris ended up coming with Keith, even though my brother got over trying to be friendly towards him long ago. When they started playing, Chris was all, “You’re so awesome, Michael-sama!” And when he attacked Michael, he said, “I’m so sorry, Michael-sama!” When Michael was playing as Donkey Kong, he said, “You’re, like, the Donkey Kong god!” Every two seconds, I heard “blah blah blah, Michael-sama!” I tell you, he could make his own Michael-worshipping religion! With a holy book full of pictures of Michael wave dashing and beating the crap out of Princess Peach! I had to leave the room to keep myself from screaming in pain and anguish!

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