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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

I ate an apple today
and luckily things were going my way
I bit into it; nice and sweet
the juice gushed down over my teeth.
to spoil my day out came a worm
that wiggled and squirmed.

it wriggled through the apple
like a slimy, white capsule
and slid down my throat and into my belly
where it made me gag and made my breath smelly

I threw it up back onto the street
and it wriggled away to find some rotton meat.

now I have learned my lesson and listen well if you might;
always, ALWAYS, check before you bite!

lol just a funny ( didnt really happen)

The apple or the potato

I have a potato
and I have an apple
which should I eat first?

Potatoes are soft and buttery,
but apples are crisp and sweet

Apples are red and shiny,
but potatoes are smooth and have eyeballs

potatoes are creamy and tinged with garlic
but apples are fun and sticky

So which, I ask, should I eat first?
Screw the both of them, I'm going for Frito's!
haha i could not stop laphing and yes im such a fruit.
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