Wednesday, October 27, 2004

   This Belongs To Ashley!!! Hehe
~*~Story #1~*~

I live in a 2 story box that is taped to the curb so bums can't steal it.

My good great friend Ryen (aka Baby or Oreo) Donated a gumball machine to me that he stole from the dollar store so I put it in front of my 2 story box but the next morning to my dismay a group of gangsta rats dressed in tuxedos jacked my box so now all I have is a gumball machine and I thought to myself if only I had a quarter well a few hours later of dancing a lil jig and singing a lil tune some dude threw a quater and said shut the f*ck up so I finally had my gumball and while chewing that bubbly blue chewy guey sticky stuff I had an Idea I decided to go to the Insurance Company I put on my majic shoes and set off on my mission.

On my way there I ran into my good great friend Ryen (baby or Oreo) I told him the whole story about my 2 story box and the gangsta rats.

He's so sweet he said I could stay at his "pimp" dumpster.

Its rollin' on 24"s with graffetti all over it anyways when I got to the Insurance Company they refused to replace my box so I went back to my gumball machine to find a 200 lb man trying to steal it but luckily my Xtra strength duck tape held up as the moon started to settle I decided to go to Ryen's (Baby or Oreo) when I arrived at his house we decided to "hit the hay" in the middle of the night one of them bastard gangsta rats pushed the dumpster and we went flying down a hill into a cow field the cows went crazy like they had mad cow disease and started "mooooing" what sounded to me like BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE we were so afraid of the cows that to this day we still sit in the field wandering about the gangsta rats and my gumball machine.




~*~Story #2~*~

-----History------
About 666 years ago a great flood came (god was mad at the world so he peed on it) everyone was washed away but the dumpster got stuck in the mudd and didn't move, so now it's a swamp -yup yup-....

-----Back To The Story----

Once upon a time (2004) in the muddy swamps of Florida there lived a dude (Brent) this dyde was no ordinary "dude" the "dude" was a one eyes one horned flying purple people eater you know the one in the song.

Anyway one day (today) he went for a walk but quickly realized he couldn't 'cause he lived in the swamp so he got a brilliant idea (lightbulb).

Use stilts there was only one problem he didn't have any stilts (darn).

He thought long and hard for a solution to his problem when BOOM another idea (he was having a good day).

His idea was an X-celent one indeed he tied coffee cans to his feet to make him taller so he set out on his walk he busted a can.(Shzzzzit)

He got so mad that he started swearing (Beep Honk) at the water which echoed threw the swamp and straight into the ear of an alligator.

The alligator thought the "dude" was swearin' at him so he went to attack but before doing so he removed all of his bling-bling and gold tooths.

As the purple "dude" was sorta running and kinda swimming from the gator he fell he looked back and he had another idea (having a great day).

When he opened the dumpster he found a guy (Ryen, aka Baby or Oreo) and ME! He jumped in and told us about the pimpin' gator and we told him about the gangsta rats and my gumball machine...

TO BE CONTINUED...
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