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myOtaku.com: FireBeatsBullets


Thursday, May 26, 2005

   I'd like to thank all the sporks and gnomes for coming out tonight.
So, I got my cap, gown and weirdo v-sash thingeh. … I look horrible. I look like the friggen Kool-Aid pitcher man. The cap and the gown itself are a nice…and hideous… shade of red…. Nice…. bright….crayon read. My tassel is ‘gold’ (it’s more yellow) and my weirdo v-neck-sash thing is also gold. I look so unbelievably stupid. Someone please shoot me. -_-‘

And guess what? It gets even worse. You should see this weirdo walk I have to do when I go down the auditorium aisle. It’s so embarrassing. I had to PRACTICE it today.

Nuku’s Super-suxx0rz lame graduation walk

Step 1: count four measures of rest (YES! THEY EXPECT ME TO COUNT RESTS!)

Step 2: Take one step forward

Step 3: Bring both of feet together

Step 4: Look like a butt

Step 5: Lather, rinse, repeat… baby.

Haha but my mom like the super awesome. She keeps thinking of this crazy stuff to do during the ceremony (I’m the only grad. So it’s not like we’ll screw up for another family) I told her I’d pay her a hundred bucks to yell out ‘Hey Kool-Aid!’ when I go to make my speech. I’d give her 50 if she made a sign. Then we plan to bring all of our lawn gnomes and stick them in the front pew along with a bunch of sporks stuck into TIERED floral foam (haha stadium seating) with faces painted on them, little Kool-Aid packet ‘robes’, signs/banners spork sized as well.

Now you see where I get my mental illness from. Haha.

What I have eaten in the past 5 hours since getting home.

8 slices of sandwhich meat

2 handfuls of crackers

4 cookies

A bowlful of crunchy taco rice corn thing with cheese I made for dinner.

A packet of peanut M&M's

A HALF-MELTED snickers.

I am a pig.

HAHA. I have horrible eating habits, infact eating likes this (not eating all for a day or half day, and eating far more necessary) is extremely normal for me. Self-control, what's that?

And now I'll think of small starving children in Africa, become guilt-ridden and stuff my pocket-change into the nearest charity jar.

Heh. I need to get myself under control, or I'll never be skinny enough for cosplay.

Whoosh!

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