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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Joke 1
I found a few these three jokes that i thought some people might want to read, and i apologise if whoever reads these doesn't like bad language.

Here's the first one,

Joke 1:

‘A retired schoolteacher finally realized she was tired of living alone and wanted some companionship, so after a good deal of thought she decided to visit the local pet shop. The owner suggested a parrot, with which she could conduct a civilized conversation. This seemed like an excellent idea, so she bought a handsome parrot, sat him on a perch in her living room, and said, ‘say “pretty boy”.’ Silence from the bird. ‘Come on, now say “pretty boy…Pretty boy”.’

At long last, disgustedly, the bird said, ‘Oh, shit.’

Shocked, the schoolteacher said, ‘Just for that, you get five minutes in the refrigerator.’ Five minutes later the she put the shivering bird back on it’s perch and said, ‘Now let’s hear it: “Pretty boy…Pretty boy”.’

‘Lay off, would you!’ said the parrot. Outraged, the woman grabbed the bird and said,

‘That’s it! Ten minutes in the freezer,’ and slammed the door at him. Hopping about to keep warm, the parrot came across a frozen turkey waiting for Christmas. Startled, he squawks, ‘Oh my, you must have told the bitch to go fuck herself!’
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