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Wednesday, February 28, 2007


Joke 3
‘One day a man was sunbathing on a nude beach when he noticed a little girl staring down at him, so he put a newspaper over his private parts. The girl asked him what that was, and he explained that it was his bird and that he kept it under there so it wouldn’t fly away. He fell asleep, and when he woke up he found himself in a hospital room.

“What happened?” he asked.

The little girl stepped in and said, “While you were sleeping I wanted to play with your bird. But it spat at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and set its nest on fire.”’

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