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Saturday, December 25, 2004
WAHOO!!
| | | ok firstly.. MERRY XMAS!! and secondly i finally wrote the last chapter to my story!!! yay! ok well here it is:
*One year later...*
Hiei walked along the unusually empty halls of the Reikai, whistling to himself. “I wonder why this place is so quiet?” he thought.
Suddenly, Botan came streaming down the hall toward Hiei on her oar, stopping just inches within colliding with him.
“Hey! Watch where you’re going on that thing!” Hiei yelled, and stocked around her.
“Wait, Hiei! You... might want to hear this...” Botan said.
“What is it?” Hiei said in his usual bad mood tone of voice.
“Well... the boys sort of went on a mission without you... and they’re just coming back,” Botan said, bracing herself for what was to follow.
“They WHAT?!” Hiei exclaimed, preparing to speed off in search of his friends.
“Wait, Hiei! That’s not it. They’re already back, but they seem to have had a run in with Makuro. She had a message for you. I was just coming to tell you that you had better go and see what it is, it seemed kind of urgent...”
Hiei sighed. “Where are they?” he asked wearily.
“They’re in Koenma’s office with Yukina. They got pretty battered up, so she’s healing them,” Botan informed.
“Well, of course they got beat up. I keep saying to myself that they should just let me do all the fighting...” he said, walking off.
Botan smiled. “Yes, of course, Hiei...”
^_^
Yusuke stretched as Yukina got done healing a nasty cut on his head. “Thanks, Yukina. So,” he said, turning to the other two. “How do you think Hiei’s going to react?”
“I don’t know,” Kurama said, shaking his head. “He’ll either blow up or take it really well... I hope it’s the latter, though.”
“Yeah, me too,” Koenma said. “Whenever he gets mad, the whole Reikai suffers...” he said, thinking back to the time when Hiei’s ramen noodles got overcooked in the microwave. “It took months to fix the kitchen and the adjoining rooms after he pulverized them...”
The giant double doors slammed open as Hiei stormed into the room. “I can’t believe you went without me!” he said, sounding more like a pouty kid than an angry fire demon.
“Sorry, Hiei. Botan found us and said it was urgent, and we couldn’t find you anywhere,” Kurama said sympathetically.
Hiei snorted. “Fine. What’s the message?”
Yusuke looked from Hiei to Koenma, who gulped and nodded. Yusuke let out a forced laugh. “Well, you see...”
“Spit it out already.”
“Makuro... said... thatifyoudon’tgobacktoherpalacebysunsetshe’snevergoingtoletyouinherterritoryagain,” Yusuke said, bracing himself for the worst.
Hiei looked at him quizzically. “What? I didn’t catch all that...”
Kurama sighed. “What Yusuke said was that Makuro told us to inform you that if you aren’t back in her palace by sunset, she won’t allow you in her territory again.”
Hiei gave everyone a flat look. “She said that, did she? That’s interesting...”
Koenma stiffened in his chair. “So, Hiei, what are you going to do?”
Hiei looked at him, making the young prince tremble. “Nothing.”
“Wha?” Yusuke, Koenma, and Kuwabara said in unison.
“What is there to do? I’m not her little servant that does everything she tells me to, and to tell you the truth, I’m getting kind of fed up with her. She’s lucky she’s still alive,” Hiei said.
“Hiei... are you sure this is what you want?” Kurama asked.
“It was fun while it lasted, but working for people like Makuro just isn’t my style,” Hiei responded. “But forget about that. What was the mission, anyway?”
“The usual... evil demon, stolen artifacts, we needed to get them back or the world would be destroyed,” Yusuke said breezily.
“Ok, so I didn’t miss anything exciting, right?” Hiei asked.
“Nothing much. Oh, Kuwabara did scream like a girl when a water droplet fell on his head and he thought the demons were attacking,” Yusuke said.
“Hey! You promised you wouldn’t tell!” Kuwabara protested.
“I said I wouldn’t tell Yukina... oops. You didn’t hear that, Yukina!” Yusuke said.
Yukina just laughed. “Well, if you are all alright, I had better be heading back. I’ll see you later!” she said, and exited the room.
“Goodbye, Yukina, my love!” Kuwabara called after her.
Hiei placed his hand on the hilt of his sword, but willed himself not to slice Kuwabara into little tiny pieces.
“Hey, Hiei... you remember that camera fetish you had a year ago?” Yusuke asked.
Hiei smiled in bliss. “Ah, yes. How could I forget?”
“Yeah, well, anyway, do you still have the tapes?”
“Yes...” Hiei answered cautiously, glancing warily at the Tantai leader.
Yusuke smirked. “Don’t worry. I’m not after your precious tapes. I was just wondering if you would want to get everyone and watch them. It’d be kind of nice to laugh at something around here...”
Hiei slammed his fist into his palm, causing everyone to jump and slowly edge away from him. “That’s a great idea! You get everyone here, and I’ll go retrieve them!” he yelled excitedly, and ran out of the room.
“Oh... kay...” Yusuke said.
^_^
Moments later, the Tantai, Koenma, George and all the onis, Botan and all of her ferry friends, Keiko, Shizuru, and Yukina, who had been coaxed into coming back by Kuwabara, were all crowded around the vid-screen in Koenma’s home theater.
Hiei stood in front of all of them and cleared his throat.
“Oh, boy,” Yusuke said. “Everyone better get comfortable, he’s prepared a speech...”
“Shut up, Urameshi,” Hiei said. He turned to the rest of his audience. “Welcome, all you inferiors, to this exclusive Hiei Cam production. At my personal expense, I have video taped Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Koenma, and Botan. I hope you enjoy. If not, pretend to, or you’ll be in great pain. First, we have Kurama’s morning habits. Believe it or not, he spends about half an hour brushing his hair. I’ll fast forward through the more boring parts, don’t worry,” he said, scanning the slightly uneasy looks of everyone.
“Thank... me!” Koenma said. “Ha ha, get it? I was going to say ‘thank the lord’s son,’ but since that’s me, I said, ‘Thank me!’ Get it? Ha! I crack myself up!”
Hiei shot the young prince a dirty look, but went on. “Second, I have captured Yusuke making his secret hair gel concoction. He actually uses super glue in it.”
“Hey! I wrecked that tape! You can’t show it,” Yusuke protested.
Hiei smirked. “You think I’m stupid? That was a blank tape,” he said, watching in satisfaction as Yusuke’s mouth gaped open. “Thirdly, I have prepared a very funny tape of Kuwabara setting off traps that made him believe he had paranormal activity going on right in his room. That one is personally my favorite...” he trailed off.
Kuwabara just scowled.
“Then, I have answered the question as to why Koenma wears that stupid hat of his. Plus, we get a grand tour of his living quarters, which I must admit are quite nice...” Hiei said.
Koenma crossed his arms and joined Kuwabara in pouting. He had given up long ago trying to get Hiei to do what he wanted.
“And last and probably least-”
Hiei was cut off by Botan. “Hey! I am just as important as the rest of them! In fact, probably more important! Where would you all be without me? Yusuke, you would probably still be dead, Kurama and Hiei, you would be rotting away in the Reikai prison, Kuwabara, you wouldn’t even know Yukina, and you, Koenma, probably wouldn’t be in charge of as much as you are because I save your hide from your father practically every day!!” she yelled.
Everyone sweatdropped.
“Ok... then... last, but certainly not least, I have found where Botan and the rest of the ferry people keep their oars when they disappear. So sit back, laugh, and enjoy this exclusive Hiei Cam production. And like I said before, if you don’t laugh, you die. So, let the films begin!” Hiei said, and with a swoop of his hand, the lights went dark and the screen lit up.
Everybody ooh-ed and ahh-ed at Hiei’s cunning skills with the camera. And if you listened really carefully, you could hear the uncontrolled laughter flying through the wind in all three worlds. |
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