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Sunday, May 28, 2006
When I get Bored....
When I get bored...I like to either write long stories or short ones and today I wrote a short one...It is called "Brooke and Marik go to Wal-Mart" and in case you people don't know...I am Brooke! Here we go!
Brooke and Marik Go To Wal-Mart
Brooke ~ I don’t even remember why we’re here…
Marik ~ I know it was something to do with Bakura…
Flashback 1 hour ago
Bakura ~ I want nachos, pickles, potato chips, stuff to make tacos with, a live lobster, chocolate ice-cream, 6 slim jims, rainbow sprinkles, a giant cupcake, a bag of carrots, 19 boxes of pocky and a bucket of chicken!
Marik ~ (Stares at Bakura for a minute) Bakura? Are you pregnant?
Bakura ~ (Throws a vase at Marik’s head) No, I am not pregnant, you stupid fool!
Brooke ~ Then what’s with all the food?
Bakura ~ That’s none of your business!
Brooke ~ Fine, whatever! I don’t care! Where are we supposed to get all of that stuff?
Bakura ~ Wal-Mart, you idiots!
End Flashback
Marik ~ (Sniffing the air)
Brooke ~ What is it?
Marik ~ (Begins barking very loudly)
Brooke ~ What’s wrong, Marik? Is Timmy stuck in a well?!
Marik ~ (Shifty eyes) Maybe…
Brooke ~ You pushed him in the well again, didn’t you? (Sighs) Did you stab him this time?
Marik ~ You got me, Brooke! I killed Timmy!
(Lassie suddenly turns onto the aisle, tackling Marik and biting him viciously)
Marik ~ (Trying to push Lassie off) I thought I killed you, too!
Lassie ~ You can’t kill me, worthless human!
Brooke ~ Did that dog just talk?
Lassie ~ (Leans close to Marik’s face and looks him in the eye) You cannot kill me, Marik…because I am your father!!!
Marik ~ Noooooooooooooo!
Brooke ~ (Reaches onto a shelf and picks up a taco) Hey, Lassie!!! Fetch the taco!!! (Brooke throws the taco)
Lassie ~ (Jumps off of Marik and chases after the taco)
Marik ~ (Sits up) What just happened?
Brooke ~ I have no idea…
Marik ~ (Gets to his feet) Maybe we should just go…
Brooke ~ But, what about Bakura?
Marik ~ It isn’t my fault that he got pregnant!
Brooke ~ He’s a guy! He can’t be pregnant!
Marik ~ Whatever you say, Brooke…whatever you say.
Brooke ~ (Completely ignores him) What did Bakura want, again?
Marik ~ I don’t know… all I remember is the word “Pocky.”
Brooke ~ Me, too…
Marik ~ Let’s just buy him Pocky.
(Yugi rides past the aisle on a little red tricycle)
Wal-Mart Lady ~ (Runs after Yugi) Sir! You cannot ride the merchandise!
Yugi ~ (Laughs manically) You’ll never catch me alive, coppers!
Wal-Mart Manager ~ (Steps in front of Yugi) Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to leave.
Yugi ~ (runs over the Manager’s foot) You can’t make me leave!!! (Yugi rides through the doors and is riding through the parking lot on his shiny, stolen, red tricycle when he is tackled by about 20 buggy-boys)
Marik ~ Let’s just go…Brooke, we will never speak of this again. Deal?
Brooke ~ Deal…
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