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Monday, April 12, 2004

   Now, For Some Post-Easter Goodness
Good Evening, Dear Reader! It is Monday, the day after Easter, or as I like to call it, "I hope to GOD that those eggs didn't go bad, because if I'm in the crapper, and I miss Pro Wrestling, I'm gonna turn my back on Religion" day.

Life's slow for Flint, as usual nowadays. Man, it's like I'm checking the clock every three minutes, seeing if it's bed time yet. There was a time when there wasn't enough time in the day for me to run amock. Now, it's like there's a traffic jam on the Sam Houston Timeway, and I'm stuck between an 18-wheeler, and one of those Amish horse-drawn wagons. I wish I could just fast-forward through all this, and get to the part where I'm the billionaire king of Earth.

...Huh? What did I do on Easter, you ask? I'll tell you! I did shit. I didn't even know it was Easter, until I heard it was on the radio. Who knew? I'm not a human calendar! These dudes got pretty upset at me for forgetting, too. They said to me, "Jesus was ressurected on this day. Doesn't that mean anything to you?" Let me tell you, when Jesus starts leaving me presents under a tree, like Santa does on his birthday, then I'll remember Easter.

(Just kidding, Jesus! Please don't smite me!)

In other news, I finally beat Amakusa on Samurai Shodown 1. Hurray for me! I know what your thinking. "Flint, there have been 5 Samurai Shodown games, and you barely beat the first one?" Have you ever fought Amakusa on SS1? He's almost impossible to beat! I barely won this time! Besides, there was no Genjuro on SS1. *mumble, could've beaten it sooner with Genjuro, mumble*

That's about it. Wow, I went through an entire post without one stupid joke. We'll have to change that!!

FLINT: Hey, fatso, who's on First?

FATSO: I don't know, I can't read the cuecard.

FLINT: ...God, you are so fired.

Whew, that's better! Well, I'll be shovin' off now. See ya!

-Flint
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