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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
- La Vie Boheme Lyrics
(Downstage right, the PRINCIPALS have lined up and are waiting to be
seated. A large table is situated down center. Down and to the right,
BENNY and MR. GREY are seated at a smaller table. The RESTAURANT
MAN tries to shoo our friends out)
RESTAURANT MAN
No please no
Not tonight please no
Mister can\'t you go
Not tonight can\'t have a scene
ROGER
What?
RESTAURANT MAN
Go, please go;
You - Hello, sir
I said, \"No\"
Important customer
MARK
What am I just a blur?
RESTAURANT MAN
You sit all night you never buy
MARK
That\'s a lie that\'s a lie
I had a tea the other day
RESTAURANT MAN
You couldn\'t pay
MARK
Oh yeah
COLLINS
Benjamin Coffin III - here?
RESTAURANT MAN
Oh no
ALL
Wine and beer!
MAUREEN
The enemy of Avenue A
We\'ll stay
(They sit)
RESTAURANT MAN
Oy vey!
COLLINS
What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?
BENNY
I would like to propose a toast
To Maureen\'s noble try
It went well
MAUREEN
Go to hell
BENNY
Was the yuppie scum stomped
Not counting the homeless
How many tickets weren\'t comped
ROGER
Why did Muffy-
BENNY
Alison
ROGER
Miss the show?
BENNY
There was a death in the family
If you must know
ANGEL
Who died?
BENNY
Our Akita
BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS
Evita
BENNY
Mimi I\'m surprised
A bright and charming girl like you
Hangs out with these slackers
(Who don\'t adhere to deals)
They make fun yet I\'m the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia\'s
A fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta
Bohemia is dead
(The BOHEMIANS immediately begin to enact a mock funeral, with
MARK delivering the \"eulogy\")
MARK
Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
COLLINS & ROGER
Dies irae dies illa
Kyrie eleison
Yitgadal v\' yitkadash, etc.
MARK
Here she lies
No one knew her worth
The late great daughter of mother earth
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass- you bet your ass to-
(MAUREEN flashes hers)
La vie Boheme
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
MARK
To days of inspiration
Playing hookie, making something out of nothing
The need to express
To communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane
Going mad
To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad
To riding your bike,
Midday past the three- piece suits
To fruits to no absolutes
To Absolute- to choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us-for once-, instead of a them -
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
(JOANNE enters)
MAUREEN
Is the equipment in a pyramid?
JOANNE
It is, Maureen
MAUREEN
The mixer doesn\'t have a case
Don\'t give me that face
(MAUREEN smacks JOANNE\'s ass as she exits. MR. GREY reacts)
MR. GREY
Ahhemm
MAUREEN
Hey Mister- she\'s my sister
RESTAURANT MAN
So that\'s five miso soup, four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
A BOY
Ugh
COLLINS
It tastes the same
MIMI
If you close your eyes
RESTAURANT MAN
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
ALL
Wine and beer!
MIMI & ANGEL
To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
MARK
Mucho masturbation
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it\'s new
COLLINS
To Sontag
ANGEL
To Sondheim
FOUR PEOPLE
To anything taboo
COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
COLLINS
Lenny Bruce
ROGER
Langston Hughes
MAUREEN
To the stage
PERSON #1
To Uta
PERSON #2
To Buddha
PERSON #3
Pablo Neruda, too
MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
ALL
La vie Boheme
(JOANNE returns)
MAUREEN
And wipe the speakers off before you pack
JOANNE
Yes, Maureen
MAUREEN
Well - hurry back
(MAUREEN and JOANNE kiss)
MR. GREY
Sisters?
MAUREEN
We\'re close
(ANGEL jumps on top of COLLINS, who\'s on the table. They kiss)
ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
Brothers!
MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana
ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,
To no shame - never playing the Fame Game
COLLINS
To marijuana
ALL
To sodomy,
It\'s between God and me
To S & M
(MR. GREY walks out)
BENNY
Waiter...Waiter...Waiter
ALL
La vie Boheme
COLLINS
In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence
immediately following dinner
Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn
chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred
ROGER
Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an
erection on high holy days
(ROGER picks up an electric guitar and starts to tune it)
MARK
Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the
eleventh street lot,
Will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,
While accompanying herself on the electric cello
Which she has never studied
(At this point, JOANNE has entered and seen MAUREEN playfully kiss
MARK. JOANNE exits. BENNY pulls MIMI aside)
BENNY
Your new boyfriend doesn\'t know about us?
MIMI
There\'s nothing to know
BENNY
Don\'t you think that we should discuss-
MIMI
It was three months ago
BENNY
He doesn\'t act like he\'s with you
MIMI
We\'re taking it slow
BENNY
Where is he now?
MIMI
He\'s right - hmm
BENNY
Uh huh
MIMI
Where\'d he go?
MARK
Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
(ROGER picks up a guitar and plays Musetta\'s Theme)
That doesn\'t remind us of \"Musetta\'s Waltz\"
COLLINS
Angel Dumott Schunard will now model the latest fall fashions from Paris
While accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub
ANGEL
And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist
Including the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment
To self-destruct, as it broadcast the words:
ALL
\"Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS\"
BENNY
Check!
(BENNY exits. Lights on MIMI and ROGER)
MIMI
Excuse me did I do something wrong?
I get invited then ignored all night long
ROGER
I\'ve been trying I\'m not lying
No one\'s perfect I\'ve got baggage
MIMI
Life\'s too short, babe, time is flying
I\'m looking for baggage that goes with mine
ROGER
I should tell, you-
MIMI
I\'ve got baggage too
ROGER
I should tell you
MIMI
I got baggage, too
ROGER
I should tell you
BOTH
Baggage - wine
OTHERS
And beer!
(Several beepers sound. Each turns off his or her beeper)
MIMI
AZT break
(MIMI, ROGER, ANGEL, and COLLINS take pills)
ROGER
You?
MIMI
Me , You?
ROGER
Mimi
(They hold hands and stare into each other\'s eyes lovingly. The rest of the
company freezes)
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- La Vie Boheme Lyrics
(Downstage right, the PRINCIPALS have lined up and are waiting to be
seated. A large table is situated down center. Down and to the right,
BENNY and MR. GREY are seated at a smaller table. The RESTAURANT
MAN tries to shoo our friends out)
RESTAURANT MAN
No please no
Not tonight please no
Mister can\'t you go
Not tonight can\'t have a scene
ROGER
What?
RESTAURANT MAN
Go, please go;
You - Hello, sir
I said, \"No\"
Important customer
MARK
What am I just a blur?
RESTAURANT MAN
You sit all night you never buy
MARK
That\'s a lie that\'s a lie
I had a tea the other day
RESTAURANT MAN
You couldn\'t pay
MARK
Oh yeah
COLLINS
Benjamin Coffin III - here?
RESTAURANT MAN
Oh no
ALL
Wine and beer!
MAUREEN
The enemy of Avenue A
We\'ll stay
(They sit)
RESTAURANT MAN
Oy vey!
COLLINS
What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?
BENNY
I would like to propose a toast
To Maureen\'s noble try
It went well
MAUREEN
Go to hell
BENNY
Was the yuppie scum stomped
Not counting the homeless
How many tickets weren\'t comped
ROGER
Why did Muffy-
BENNY
Alison
ROGER
Miss the show?
BENNY
There was a death in the family
If you must know
ANGEL
Who died?
BENNY
Our Akita
BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS
Evita
BENNY
Mimi I\'m surprised
A bright and charming girl like you
Hangs out with these slackers
(Who don\'t adhere to deals)
They make fun yet I\'m the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia\'s
A fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta
Bohemia is dead
(The BOHEMIANS immediately begin to enact a mock funeral, with
MARK delivering the \"eulogy\")
MARK
Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
COLLINS & ROGER
Dies irae dies illa
Kyrie eleison
Yitgadal v\' yitkadash, etc.
MARK
Here she lies
No one knew her worth
The late great daughter of mother earth
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass- you bet your ass to-
(MAUREEN flashes hers)
La vie Boheme
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
MARK
To days of inspiration
Playing hookie, making something out of nothing
The need to express
To communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane
Going mad
To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad
To riding your bike,
Midday past the three- piece suits
To fruits to no absolutes
To Absolute- to choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us-for once-, instead of a them -
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
(JOANNE enters)
MAUREEN
Is the equipment in a pyramid?
JOANNE
It is, Maureen
MAUREEN
The mixer doesn\'t have a case
Don\'t give me that face
(MAUREEN smacks JOANNE\'s ass as she exits. MR. GREY reacts)
MR. GREY
Ahhemm
MAUREEN
Hey Mister- she\'s my sister
RESTAURANT MAN
So that\'s five miso soup, four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
A BOY
Ugh
COLLINS
It tastes the same
MIMI
If you close your eyes
RESTAURANT MAN
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
ALL
Wine and beer!
MIMI & ANGEL
To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
MARK
Mucho masturbation
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it\'s new
COLLINS
To Sontag
ANGEL
To Sondheim
FOUR PEOPLE
To anything taboo
COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
COLLINS
Lenny Bruce
ROGER
Langston Hughes
MAUREEN
To the stage
PERSON #1
To Uta
PERSON #2
To Buddha
PERSON #3
Pablo Neruda, too
MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
ALL
La vie Boheme
(JOANNE returns)
MAUREEN
And wipe the speakers off before you pack
JOANNE
Yes, Maureen
MAUREEN
Well - hurry back
(MAUREEN and JOANNE kiss)
MR. GREY
Sisters?
MAUREEN
We\'re close
(ANGEL jumps on top of COLLINS, who\'s on the table. They kiss)
ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
Brothers!
MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana
ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,
To no shame - never playing the Fame Game
COLLINS
To marijuana
ALL
To sodomy,
It\'s between God and me
To S & M
(MR. GREY walks out)
BENNY
Waiter...Waiter...Waiter
ALL
La vie Boheme
COLLINS
In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence
immediately following dinner
Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn
chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred
ROGER
Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an
erection on high holy days
(ROGER picks up an electric guitar and starts to tune it)
MARK
Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the
eleventh street lot,
Will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,
While accompanying herself on the electric cello
Which she has never studied
(At this point, JOANNE has entered and seen MAUREEN playfully kiss
MARK. JOANNE exits. BENNY pulls MIMI aside)
BENNY
Your new boyfriend doesn\'t know about us?
MIMI
There\'s nothing to know
BENNY
Don\'t you think that we should discuss-
MIMI
It was three months ago
BENNY
He doesn\'t act like he\'s with you
MIMI
We\'re taking it slow
BENNY
Where is he now?
MIMI
He\'s right - hmm
BENNY
Uh huh
MIMI
Where\'d he go?
MARK
Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
(ROGER picks up a guitar and plays Musetta\'s Theme)
That doesn\'t remind us of \"Musetta\'s Waltz\"
COLLINS
Angel Dumott Schunard will now model the latest fall fashions from Paris
While accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub
ANGEL
And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist
Including the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment
To self-destruct, as it broadcast the words:
ALL
\"Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS\"
BENNY
Check!
(BENNY exits. Lights on MIMI and ROGER)
MIMI
Excuse me did I do something wrong?
I get invited then ignored all night long
ROGER
I\'ve been trying I\'m not lying
No one\'s perfect I\'ve got baggage
MIMI
Life\'s too short, babe, time is flying
I\'m looking for baggage that goes with mine
ROGER
I should tell, you-
MIMI
I\'ve got baggage too
ROGER
I should tell you
MIMI
I got baggage, too
ROGER
I should tell you
BOTH
Baggage - wine
OTHERS
And beer!
(Several beepers sound. Each turns off his or her beeper)
MIMI
AZT break
(MIMI, ROGER, ANGEL, and COLLINS take pills)
ROGER
You?
MIMI
Me , You?
ROGER
Mimi
(They hold hands and stare into each other\'s eyes lovingly. The rest of the
company freezes)
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Permalink
RENT
- La Vie Boheme Lyrics
(Downstage right, the PRINCIPALS have lined up and are waiting to be
seated. A large table is situated down center. Down and to the right,
BENNY and MR. GREY are seated at a smaller table. The RESTAURANT
MAN tries to shoo our friends out)
RESTAURANT MAN
No please no
Not tonight please no
Mister can\'t you go
Not tonight can\'t have a scene
ROGER
What?
RESTAURANT MAN
Go, please go;
You - Hello, sir
I said, \"No\"
Important customer
MARK
What am I just a blur?
RESTAURANT MAN
You sit all night you never buy
MARK
That\'s a lie that\'s a lie
I had a tea the other day
RESTAURANT MAN
You couldn\'t pay
MARK
Oh yeah
COLLINS
Benjamin Coffin III - here?
RESTAURANT MAN
Oh no
ALL
Wine and beer!
MAUREEN
The enemy of Avenue A
We\'ll stay
(They sit)
RESTAURANT MAN
Oy vey!
COLLINS
What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?
BENNY
I would like to propose a toast
To Maureen\'s noble try
It went well
MAUREEN
Go to hell
BENNY
Was the yuppie scum stomped
Not counting the homeless
How many tickets weren\'t comped
ROGER
Why did Muffy-
BENNY
Alison
ROGER
Miss the show?
BENNY
There was a death in the family
If you must know
ANGEL
Who died?
BENNY
Our Akita
BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS
Evita
BENNY
Mimi I\'m surprised
A bright and charming girl like you
Hangs out with these slackers
(Who don\'t adhere to deals)
They make fun yet I\'m the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia\'s
A fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta
Bohemia is dead
(The BOHEMIANS immediately begin to enact a mock funeral, with
MARK delivering the \"eulogy\")
MARK
Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
COLLINS & ROGER
Dies irae dies illa
Kyrie eleison
Yitgadal v\' yitkadash, etc.
MARK
Here she lies
No one knew her worth
The late great daughter of mother earth
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass- you bet your ass to-
(MAUREEN flashes hers)
La vie Boheme
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
MARK
To days of inspiration
Playing hookie, making something out of nothing
The need to express
To communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane
Going mad
To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad
To riding your bike,
Midday past the three- piece suits
To fruits to no absolutes
To Absolute- to choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us-for once-, instead of a them -
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
(JOANNE enters)
MAUREEN
Is the equipment in a pyramid?
JOANNE
It is, Maureen
MAUREEN
The mixer doesn\'t have a case
Don\'t give me that face
(MAUREEN smacks JOANNE\'s ass as she exits. MR. GREY reacts)
MR. GREY
Ahhemm
MAUREEN
Hey Mister- she\'s my sister
RESTAURANT MAN
So that\'s five miso soup, four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
A BOY
Ugh
COLLINS
It tastes the same
MIMI
If you close your eyes
RESTAURANT MAN
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
ALL
Wine and beer!
MIMI & ANGEL
To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
MARK
Mucho masturbation
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it\'s new
COLLINS
To Sontag
ANGEL
To Sondheim
FOUR PEOPLE
To anything taboo
COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
COLLINS
Lenny Bruce
ROGER
Langston Hughes
MAUREEN
To the stage
PERSON #1
To Uta
PERSON #2
To Buddha
PERSON #3
Pablo Neruda, too
MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
ALL
La vie Boheme
(JOANNE returns)
MAUREEN
And wipe the speakers off before you pack
JOANNE
Yes, Maureen
MAUREEN
Well - hurry back
(MAUREEN and JOANNE kiss)
MR. GREY
Sisters?
MAUREEN
We\'re close
(ANGEL jumps on top of COLLINS, who\'s on the table. They kiss)
ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
Brothers!
MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana
ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,
To no shame - never playing the Fame Game
COLLINS
To marijuana
ALL
To sodomy,
It\'s between God and me
To S & M
(MR. GREY walks out)
BENNY
Waiter...Waiter...Waiter
ALL
La vie Boheme
COLLINS
In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence
immediately following dinner
Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn
chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred
ROGER
Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an
erection on high holy days
(ROGER picks up an electric guitar and starts to tune it)
MARK
Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the
eleventh street lot,
Will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,
While accompanying herself on the electric cello
Which she has never studied
(At this point, JOANNE has entered and seen MAUREEN playfully kiss
MARK. JOANNE exits. BENNY pulls MIMI aside)
BENNY
Your new boyfriend doesn\'t know about us?
MIMI
There\'s nothing to know
BENNY
Don\'t you think that we should discuss-
MIMI
It was three months ago
BENNY
He doesn\'t act like he\'s with you
MIMI
We\'re taking it slow
BENNY
Where is he now?
MIMI
He\'s right - hmm
BENNY
Uh huh
MIMI
Where\'d he go?
MARK
Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
(ROGER picks up a guitar and plays Musetta\'s Theme)
That doesn\'t remind us of \"Musetta\'s Waltz\"
COLLINS
Angel Dumott Schunard will now model the latest fall fashions from Paris
While accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub
ANGEL
And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist
Including the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment
To self-destruct, as it broadcast the words:
ALL
\"Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS\"
BENNY
Check!
(BENNY exits. Lights on MIMI and ROGER)
MIMI
Excuse me did I do something wrong?
I get invited then ignored all night long
ROGER
I\'ve been trying I\'m not lying
No one\'s perfect I\'ve got baggage
MIMI
Life\'s too short, babe, time is flying
I\'m looking for baggage that goes with mine
ROGER
I should tell, you-
MIMI
I\'ve got baggage too
ROGER
I should tell you
MIMI
I got baggage, too
ROGER
I should tell you
BOTH
Baggage - wine
OTHERS
And beer!
(Several beepers sound. Each turns off his or her beeper)
MIMI
AZT break
(MIMI, ROGER, ANGEL, and COLLINS take pills)
ROGER
You?
MIMI
Me , You?
ROGER
Mimi
(They hold hands and stare into each other\'s eyes lovingly. The rest of the
company freezes)
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RENT
- La Vie Boheme Lyrics
(Downstage right, the PRINCIPALS have lined up and are waiting to be
seated. A large table is situated down center. Down and to the right,
BENNY and MR. GREY are seated at a smaller table. The RESTAURANT
MAN tries to shoo our friends out)
RESTAURANT MAN
No please no
Not tonight please no
Mister can\'t you go
Not tonight can\'t have a scene
ROGER
What?
RESTAURANT MAN
Go, please go;
You - Hello, sir
I said, \"No\"
Important customer
MARK
What am I just a blur?
RESTAURANT MAN
You sit all night you never buy
MARK
That\'s a lie that\'s a lie
I had a tea the other day
RESTAURANT MAN
You couldn\'t pay
MARK
Oh yeah
COLLINS
Benjamin Coffin III - here?
RESTAURANT MAN
Oh no
ALL
Wine and beer!
MAUREEN
The enemy of Avenue A
We\'ll stay
(They sit)
RESTAURANT MAN
Oy vey!
COLLINS
What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?
BENNY
I would like to propose a toast
To Maureen\'s noble try
It went well
MAUREEN
Go to hell
BENNY
Was the yuppie scum stomped
Not counting the homeless
How many tickets weren\'t comped
ROGER
Why did Muffy-
BENNY
Alison
ROGER
Miss the show?
BENNY
There was a death in the family
If you must know
ANGEL
Who died?
BENNY
Our Akita
BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS
Evita
BENNY
Mimi I\'m surprised
A bright and charming girl like you
Hangs out with these slackers
(Who don\'t adhere to deals)
They make fun yet I\'m the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia\'s
A fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta
Bohemia is dead
(The BOHEMIANS immediately begin to enact a mock funeral, with
MARK delivering the \"eulogy\")
MARK
Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
COLLINS & ROGER
Dies irae dies illa
Kyrie eleison
Yitgadal v\' yitkadash, etc.
MARK
Here she lies
No one knew her worth
The late great daughter of mother earth
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass- you bet your ass to-
(MAUREEN flashes hers)
La vie Boheme
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
MARK
To days of inspiration
Playing hookie, making something out of nothing
The need to express
To communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane
Going mad
To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad
To riding your bike,
Midday past the three- piece suits
To fruits to no absolutes
To Absolute- to choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us-for once-, instead of a them -
ALL
La vie Boheme
La vie Boheme
(JOANNE enters)
MAUREEN
Is the equipment in a pyramid?
JOANNE
It is, Maureen
MAUREEN
The mixer doesn\'t have a case
Don\'t give me that face
(MAUREEN smacks JOANNE\'s ass as she exits. MR. GREY reacts)
MR. GREY
Ahhemm
MAUREEN
Hey Mister- she\'s my sister
RESTAURANT MAN
So that\'s five miso soup, four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
A BOY
Ugh
COLLINS
It tastes the same
MIMI
If you close your eyes
RESTAURANT MAN
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
ALL
Wine and beer!
MIMI & ANGEL
To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
MARK
Mucho masturbation
MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it\'s new
COLLINS
To Sontag
ANGEL
To Sondheim
FOUR PEOPLE
To anything taboo
COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
COLLINS
Lenny Bruce
ROGER
Langston Hughes
MAUREEN
To the stage
PERSON #1
To Uta
PERSON #2
To Buddha
PERSON #3
Pablo Neruda, too
MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
ALL
La vie Boheme
(JOANNE returns)
MAUREEN
And wipe the speakers off before you pack
JOANNE
Yes, Maureen
MAUREEN
Well - hurry back
(MAUREEN and JOANNE kiss)
MR. GREY
Sisters?
MAUREEN
We\'re close
(ANGEL jumps on top of COLLINS, who\'s on the table. They kiss)
ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
Brothers!
MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana
ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,
To no shame - never playing the Fame Game
COLLINS
To marijuana
ALL
To sodomy,
It\'s between God and me
To S & M
(MR. GREY walks out)
BENNY
Waiter...Waiter...Waiter
ALL
La vie Boheme
COLLINS
In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence
immediately following dinner
Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn
chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred
ROGER
Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an
erection on high holy days
(ROGER picks up an electric guitar and starts to tune it)
MARK
Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the
eleventh street lot,
Will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,
While accompanying herself on the electric cello
Which she has never studied
(At this point, JOANNE has entered and seen MAUREEN playfully kiss
MARK. JOANNE exits. BENNY pulls MIMI aside)
BENNY
Your new boyfriend doesn\'t know about us?
MIMI
There\'s nothing to know
BENNY
Don\'t you think that we should discuss-
MIMI
It was three months ago
BENNY
He doesn\'t act like he\'s with you
MIMI
We\'re taking it slow
BENNY
Where is he now?
MIMI
He\'s right - hmm
BENNY
Uh huh
MIMI
Where\'d he go?
MARK
Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
(ROGER picks up a guitar and plays Musetta\'s Theme)
That doesn\'t remind us of \"Musetta\'s Waltz\"
COLLINS
Angel Dumott Schunard will now model the latest fall fashions from Paris
While accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub
ANGEL
And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist
Including the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment
To self-destruct, as it broadcast the words:
ALL
\"Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS\"
BENNY
Check!
(BENNY exits. Lights on MIMI and ROGER)
MIMI
Excuse me did I do something wrong?
I get invited then ignored all night long
ROGER
I\'ve been trying I\'m not lying
No one\'s perfect I\'ve got baggage
MIMI
Life\'s too short, babe, time is flying
I\'m looking for baggage that goes with mine
ROGER
I should tell, you-
MIMI
I\'ve got baggage too
ROGER
I should tell you
MIMI
I got baggage, too
ROGER
I should tell you
BOTH
Baggage - wine
OTHERS
And beer!
(Several beepers sound. Each turns off his or her beeper)
MIMI
AZT break
(MIMI, ROGER, ANGEL, and COLLINS take pills)
ROGER
You?
MIMI
Me , You?
ROGER
Mimi
(They hold hands and stare into each other\'s eyes lovingly. The rest of the
company freezes)
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Monday, May 15, 2006
Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last
oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained
vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change $20.00
Coffee $1.00
Total $21.00
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Oil Change instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil,
filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for
$50.00.
2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive
home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid\'s pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process.
Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw
kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter
and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under! car with dripping oil filter splashing oil
everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash
can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him.
Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door
opener
18) Sunday: Skip church because \"I gotta finish the oil change.\" Drag pan
full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back
yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle.
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20) Beer? No, drank it all yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to
gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from step 11.
25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along
with drain plug.
27) Drink beer.
28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily dirt
into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of
ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas.
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty
litter on oil spill.
30) Drink beer.
31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily
rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening
drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
36) Beer.
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required t o stop blood
flow.
38) Beer.
39) Beer.
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41) Beer.
42) Lower car from jack stands.
43) Accidentally crush remaining ! case of new motor oil.
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during
steps 23 - 43.
45) Beer.
46) Test drive car.
47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
48) Car gets impounded.
49) Call loving wife, make bail.
50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $40.00
Total - - $4,165.00
But you know the job was done right!
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Friday, May 12, 2006
Drivers License
A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”
“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”
“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”
“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.”
Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”
“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.
“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”
The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”
“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now.
“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”
“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”
“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”
“Because you got an F in sex.”
Missing Period
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
Good jokes, go to the job site again tomorrow. thats all, iam tired bed time is now. night night yall.
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Thursday, May 11, 2006
hey not to much to say... i am happy and i am in love what could be better? well, nuttin else to say... graduation is coming and i will miss kimmie...
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Friday, May 5, 2006
thirteen days left of school!!!!!!!!!
have a great weekend!
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006
guess what?... one of my BEST friends is back!!! i walked in to school today and ashley was like "hey anissa, do you know who that is?" amd i looked and it was KAYLA!!!!! i cried my eyes out!!!! i was/am so happy!!! ya! anyways, my weekend, saturday there was no work so i went to levi's house... it was our anniversary!!!!!!! SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!! i am so happy! anyways, got sick on sunday, the race was p[ostponed till monday at 11. i didnt go to school cuz i was sick so i watched the race, 48 got first i think then stewart... kenseth got 6th and he is 2nd in points. so i am happy. its the points that matter for the championship anyways. well, thats about it. i have had the freakin hiccups for 2 hours tho!!! lol! well, thats all. update later!
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Friday, April 28, 2006
HEY!
not too much to update about! thigs are great life is great and i am happy! well, yeaterday was one of the worst days ever but it was followed up by today and today is actually been great! i think work will be rained out tho, and that sucks... that means a boring sunday since i will see levi on sat. but good news... tomorrow is my 6 month anniversary!!!!!! ya!!!! i am so happy! happy anniversary levi!!!!!! i love you so much! you mean everything to me! see you tomorrow!
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