Tuesday, May 25, 2004

   Story time!whoo-hoo!=^_^=
I was just thinking of some stories of mine.

1)This one's about my trip from WI to TN.(warning this may be long).This trip was a LIVING HELL! I woke up at 5:30 to get ready to leave(my bro did the same).I make one sandwhich for a snack,and we bring some pop. Well,the only thing I liked was the Sierra Mist,but it was a 2 liter,but me being me drank it from the bottle.Anyways,I only gotten 6 hours of sleep. I wasn't allowed to fall asleep either! I mean I had an important job: I was the navigator. It wasn't that my job was hard,but my bro was like,"Amber,don't because it makes me sleepy!"So we get to Illinois and there is ice on the roads,wet snow is laying on the road,and the wind drifts are coming from both directions!!! I was like,"Oh,great!"Anyways,we look over at a rest area and Rob says,"Hey,I think that we've been to that rest area before."(One summer my cousin Steph came down w/ us to TN)Well,as soon as he said that he lost control of the car(did I mention it doesn't have ABS).I had a nervous breakdown,so I just started crying cause I felt helpless and I had the stereotypical image of Chicago in my head. I thought that we would never get out of the ditch. Well, Rob gets behind the car and starts pushing it,while I slowly press the accelerator(ya know cause if I slammed on it,we would get stuck further in the mud and high grass). We make it pretty far,but we couldn't make it. Some kind ppl get us out,yay!Go all you nice ppl! Oh,did I mention I was freezing cause I was wearing a knee lenght skirt.I mean I heard it had been in the 70s back home,so I wanted to wear it. We get back on our way.We get out of the snowy and icy weathery,but it's raining in the next area. Sadly the rain was following us! We went and ate at a McDonalds and starting talking about dumb stuff(the only thing that kept me sane on that trip)Yah,the car only had an AM radio! The trip was very silent. Well we leave McDonald's and I notice that the roof of the car is leaking but only on my side.Imagine being in that car having water dripping on you for oh,I'd say about 5 hours! Luckily I had some tissues so I let it absorb the leaking water. I also used a hat and whatever else I could find. We finally got home at midnight!Whoo-hoo!I talk to my mom and go to sleep. Overall it was a HORRIBLE trip. But still I find it a bit interesting.

2)The first time I went drinking I only had to drink 4 Smirnoff's and I was wasted(I didn't puke, yay!)Anyways,I payed for the 6 pack but I let another girl have two of them for some $$$(hey,I didn't ask for the $$$ she just gave it to me).Well it was her first time drinking,and she was more wasted than me! She was passed out at 10 or so,hahahaha. I got up from my chair/stool and fell right over.LOL,that was hillarious.My bro and cousin were like,"Are you alright,Amber?" I just laughed. They make me sit down because I keep on stumbling and falling. Even standing still was impossible.I'm lucky I could make it up the stairs to the restroom. I went to the bath room one time,and there was no paper so I'm searching this guys' house for some toilet paper(too bad I'd already peed). In my search I nearly fall over,but I don't and then my seach ends. This guy asked me if I wanted to play pool,I told him,"I don't thiink I caaan cause I'mmmm wwaassteddd!"He says,"Come on!" So I do,he keeps on helping me trying to teach me how to handle the stick thingy.(forgot what it was called)After so long he just said,"Yah,you are wasted!" So I quit and walk off. I watch some ppl play cards.And some guy asks me,"Are you a pothead?"I go,"NOO!!!"Often times that night I was told to lower my voice because ya know how you don't realize how loud you are when you are really drunk. Well,I start getting sleepy around one o'clock or so.I see the pool table and get on it and fall asleep. Apparently my cousin took a pic of me on it. I also saw another pic,but I didn't remember having the picture taken(I was posing for it,too)

Hmm,well I forgot the other story but I might think of another funny story later.I'll still post later,though. Anyways,I'm really happy!I got to chat to Christina and Weaver!Whoo-hoo! Also(well I've been in a thankful mood)so I just wanted ya'll to know that I really appreciate how much ya'll care about me!*smile* Well,hmm,I guess that's all I have to say for now. So I'll see ya'll later =^_^=
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   hello!Good morning everyone! =^_^=
Ahh,I'm soo sleepy!I fell asleep fairly well last night,but I woke up at 6:30 and was wide awake! I drove my mom to work,set up my ads,and went home.Actually,I forgot to put my contacts in and I didn't have my glasses w/ me either so I was driving illegally but really I can see the cars fine.I just have trouble clearly seeing letters and ppl that are far away.

I came home and expected Rob to still be home,but he was gone. I guess it's cause he has to work for John Deere today. So,I got on the internet,and just looked around.Then,I got really hungry! So I ate some watermelon but it's not that filling.Then I felt really tired(my eyes felt so heavy)So I sat around on the couch,but I can't sleep(Dammit!) I just decide to watch tv,and all I hear on the music chanel(MTV, BET,and VH1,which w/ our cable are 59,60,61!Yay so close together!)Anyways,all I heard was Roses by Outkast,or whatever. When I'm tired that song really annoys me. Oh,well at least the song is over now!

Man,I really wish I had some money so I could buy Return on the King! Oh,well,really I need to clean my room!Oh,and for my otaku pic,I plan on submitting it Wednesday!Whoo-hoo!

To Dave & hinaru:I just wanted to say I enjoyed talking to you guys through email! We should do it more often.(LOL,you know how I mean it, right,)

OH,NO ROSES!!!THAT DAMN SONG IS BACK ON!!!MUST FIND MUTE BUTTON! Okay,it's better.

I've been thinking about my trip and well,I'm not sure what I'm gonna do about where I'm gonna sleep in WI.Well,I have a my own room there,but the fan is missing a screw.So,whenever I turn it on it sounds like someone is brandishing a knife!Scary!!! Oh, yah,I forgot to mention that there is no A/C for upstairs(where my room is)I guess I'll just have to,um, sleep in my bathing suit or something. I could open the windows but that doesn't help too much. Well,at least I won't be up there too much before I leave for Germany, but I'll be there for about 2 1/2 weeks after I come back from overseas. Oh,yah,I'm pretty sure that I can post prolly everyday on otaku,cause my Uncle Karl Hientz has a comp.(that's who I'm staying w/).I found out which town they live in.It's called St.Augustine,has anyone ever heard of it?

Well,I will post later. Prolly have a story,too.So buh-bye everyone!=^_^=
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Monday, May 24, 2004

   Well,here is my final post(I think)
Well,I thought I'd post again. Today I made a rather strange observation.I went to Christina's and I went downstairs(wait I don't want to tell you about how my boobs were hurting,ahh,I just said it!Don't pay attention to that!!!)Anyways her mom asked if we wanted to go out and eat Chinese(of course I said yes) So we go out and eat,yes. Well,I noticed everytime I went to sit down my beads on my top would hit the plate(um,the shirt has these strings that are tied into a bow and it has beads on the bottom). Then as we were leaving Christina says,"Look,you left buttprints on the leathery seat(hey it easily adjusts to your body shape)!" Hmm,that's rather embarassing. But then again it's not as bad as a 7 year old boy that was behind me on a trampoline who said," Man did you know you have a really big butt!".
A lot of guys seem to like this shirt,maybe it's the whole nearly falling off your shoulders look or the beads around my boobs. Man, maybe I should shut up about my body.

My bro is pissed off.Ya know he spent 1,100 on a stereo system, and the so far 2 speakers have blown! I just try to be quiet. Trust me a Fluekiger's rage is never a good thing.

I want to thank everyone for commenting,and I want to say,"I miss you Abbisy!"(I haven't heard much from you lately,chica)

I think I'm going to finish coloring the otaku pic sometime tonight,and then work on drawing something for Christina's lil sister's birthday.

Well,good night and sweet dreams everyone!*same routine*
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   Story time!Whoo-hoo!(oh,it also has some other junk I wanted to talk about too)
I can't figure out how to add those scanned pics to my post,but that's okay.Anyways,hmm,what to write,er,type.

Oh,guess what,guess what!!! I'm not moving!Yay!Cause I'd be in Hawkins county instead of Hamblem(and my mom doesn't want me to change schools,well,I don't want to either)Anyways story time:(I dunno how many stories I'll post just how many come to mind)

1)When I was lil' I used to like making prank call(my bro did too). So we decide to prank call ppl. We randomly pressed buttons and if we got ahold of someone it was a miracle.When we did get ahold of someone out threat was," EAT A COOKIE!"

2)Umm,one time I was doing my math homework(back in my freshman year)and one of the answers was 5 pennies.Well,I kinda mispelled pennies,it became 5 penises. The even funnier part was that a guy was right about to copy my homework but I noticed my error. On another mispelling,sometime in Accounting I wrote circumsize for something(i don't remember the original word)

3)One time my cousin Steph made me(as a dare)take my bra and bikini off,run them through cold water, put them in the freezer for an hour,and then put them back on. Let's just say it was a tad bit nipply!LOL

Well,I think that's all the stories for today!I hope ya'll enjoyed them.I think I might post again,but if I do it'll prolly be around 10 or 11 tonight(oh yah that's eastern time)So anyways buh-bye!
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   I'm sooo excited and I just can't hid it!!!Whoo-hoo!*does the happy dance*
Hello,how is everyone? Good,I hope!^_^.Anyways, last night I came up w/ this jean-ous(that's for you Dave)plan.Well,ya'll know how I'm looking for a job,right. I thought long and hard about it and just realized that no place is going to hire someone for just a month!So, I decided,"Hmm,why don't I just making a drawing business!" I've made two flyers (I printed off the info and drawn some cute stuff from Tokyo Mew Mew)I might try to scan it into the comp.and show you guys what it looks like.Really,I'm very excited about it,ya know. In the past I drew a faerie for a lady at my mom's work and she paid me $20 for it.(I didn't ask for that much either,she just thought that was what I deserved,I was estatic)So,yah,now I'm really excited!!! I think I'm going to try to head over to Christina's to show her my ads! If I do I'll scan them, and then try to post them up,k.

On a worse note,I'm exhausted cause some things were bothering me last night,so it was difficult for me to fall asleep. I also kept on waking up at like 4:00 am and stuff(no,no fun)Anyways. I tried to buy the stuff I need at Ingles but they didn't have it! So I have to go to Wally-world. What is wrong w/ this world?LOL

Oh,my bro got off really really early today!He only worked two hours!But then again,I won't see him much this summer,and I haven't seen him much in life. It's really nice cause we hardly ever argue.

My mom is going to look at some land in Whitesburg*sniff*.I don't want to move,I'm really fond of my trailer park.I'm mean it's only a two-minute drive to Ingles.
A five minute one to the mall. We are just soo damn close to everything that moving would be annoying.Not to mention I'd have to leave for school earlier in the morning.I really don't think we will,cause Mike is too stubborn.Whoo-hoo!Well not to say that I'm not stubborn.

Oh,today is my cousin Gage's birthday!He's six now!Although I can't see him cause he lives in Wisconsin. But I talked to him a bit on the phone last night. I always try to keep in touch w/ my family,which shouldn't be a problem since we have free long distance(whoo-hoo!).

Oh,my bro's friend,Mark, just got back from basic training(he was going to be a Marine,but by the sounds of it I think he's switching into the Air Force) Anyways,Rob talked to him.Oh, yah if you don't remember Mark is the guy I told to shut up when I was drunk,LOL.He could seriously whoop my ass,but I don't think he would. But then again my bro would step in and kick his ass(my bro has always been really protective of me,well accept when we were lil')

Well,I'll post again sometime later!See ya'll!=^_~=

P.S.-I think I might post some funny,non-drunk stories.See ya'll!

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Sunday, May 23, 2004

   Whoo-hoo!I'm so happy I think I'll do the happy dance,yo hinaru you want to join me!LOL
I forgot to mention something very very strange about church! Umm,well you see the preacher had a fishing rod.Everyone thought it was funny but I thought it was kinda stupid.Maybe it's just me.(prolly is just me,but then again I find Southern Baptist churches so,so hick-like)I dunno. I think that's why I'm moving a bit more up north when I'm older.

Man,I have to talk to my dad, tonight.It's one of those things you really don't want to do,but when you start it's not that bad. Also,my dad and I have been getting along better so I don't think it'll be that bad.

I have an update,whoo-hoo!I just have to color hinaru/alucard for the otaku pic!Whoo-hoo!Actually I got that far yesterday,but I kept on forgeting to mention it,ya know.I'm a bit absent minded. I guess thats why some ppl tell me that I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached(sad enough as it is I believe they are right,but I dunno,cause that would be like walking outside naked,and I certainly don't forget to get dressed)

Ah,well,I want to talk to Christina tonight so I'm gonna do that and um,I think I might post again(not for sure)Anyways,I'm glad that everyone seems to like my stories.See ya'll=^_^=

P.S-If you see someone walk into your house and use your shower, don't worry it's just me.LMAO
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   The day so far w/ another story!Whoo-hoo!
Wee!I'm back!(you thought you guys could get rid of me,LOL,I'm just kidding)Anyways,church wasn't that bad.But then again I was reading Faeries Landing til about 10 minutes before the service ended(naughty,naughty Amber).My mom didn't make me put it up til,then but I don't know why she didn't say something sooner,oh well.

It was actually kinda funny at Nannie's(my step-dad's mother) becuase my bro got so mad and he just went w/ his impulse and dove for the dog to hit the dog. I just never seen my bro dive like that(reminds me of myself while playing a sport I like). He was upset because Mike and Nannie fed Bullet(the dog who is supposed to only weigh 12lbs but weighs 19) spam,mashed potatoes,and buttered cornbread!I mean those foods are fattening enough to humans but they are killing him by feeding him those things.But yummy nummy corn bread!Sorry,I love cornbread!

My mom wants me to go to Ingles (the local grocery store)and get an application cause she read that they need help in the bakery.

Oh,no!Ah,I forgot I need to go there to buy some things!Very important things!!!Anyways I remembered a very funny drunken story so I believe I shall post it later.Well actually it's not that long so here it goes:

I was very drunk,I had a budweiser,Vodka and orange juice, Vodka and cola,Mike's Iced Tea, and I believe something else.(I had about 3 cups of OJ w/ Vodka) Anyways,something really really sad happened(I promise I didn't do it,but one of my friends did and she didn't do it on purpose) Anyways I got sick(yuck!),and when I woke up in the morning I didn't quite know where I was and that stuff.All I knew was my shirt,jacket,and bra were ruined. So I went into the person's house. Well,her parents had never met me before,and I just barge in there house.I head straight for the shower,and well shower.I come out and I realize I need a shirt or at least something to cover my chest.I wrap the towel around me and I walk through there house,and ask Sam for a shirt.But she doesn't have one,but her boyfriend does,so I have to wear it.(I hate that guy,too!)Anyways, later I find out I have to pick rocks(what an annoying chore),and I had a horrible hangover!It really really sucked,but it was funny because I just used there shower.I mean seriously how would you guys feel if some girl you didn't know just walked into your house and used your shower. Anyways there is my story to fill ya'll w/ laughter and joy!

I might post again later tonight. Well see ya'll later!=^_^=

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Saturday, May 22, 2004

   here it is!!Whoo-hoo!
Well,as promised here is my story:

It was a cloudy day in WI,and Rob's friend wanted to go camping so I thought why not. I ask them if we were gonna have some alcohol.They go no,but that's sounds good!So we get some and set up camp.We mix Cap'n Morgan and Coke(yes,coca cola)Anyways I get really drunk and I'm slurring all my words.Mark goes,"Amber, don't you think you should quit?" I say,"Shuuuupp,look at yooourself!"He shut up,and I went back to drinking.There was a lot of alcohol abuse(my bro says that's when you spill your drink, yes I know that's not the real meaning but I like it)I keep spilling it on my shirt,and whenever I did i said,"Oh,fuuuck!"I guess I'm hillarious when I'm drunk because I'm happy and clumsy!Well,um we hade to use the bathroom outside and because I didn't want Mark to see me,um,I peed by the road(yes see how bad your logic can be, luckily it's like a ghost town only 1,000 live there). Another time it was dark,so I peed elsewhere and I lost my shoe.

I keep on falling and then they want to go into the house for some reason I really don't remember.I wanted some more so I ran off towards the camp site,but it was really dark so I ran into this shrub and fell,I started laughing and laughing.

It was quite strange.Then in the morning I had to get out of the tent w/out waking them up(that's tough)I almost fell on them,LOL.

Another time when drunk,I jerked on this string that tied my outfit together,and it broke. It took me 10 minutes to think of how to fix it.so when i returned everyone thought I had puked. As if,I hadn't drank that much! I was still drunk,but not that bad. Then we played Twister,all the guys were trying to get us to play naked twister(those perverts LOL).Anyways it was hillarious, my boobs ended up on this one guy's butt.

Yes,I have some other stories,but I find them the funniest(along w/ the falling asleep on the pool table)

Anyways I hope that those stories filled ya'll w/ laughter cause those are some "precious memories" well they are funny.

Well,see ya'll,buh-bye*same good night routine including a kiss for daddy*=^_~=
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   Good morning everyone!
Well,so far today has been muuuch better than yesterday.I even slept in past nine(whoo-hoo! I usually always wake up before nine)

My bro and I finished the rest of The Two Towers(for real that is first,well at least on the extended version).We have a bad habit of pretending that they are saying something else.LOL,we did that this time but we actually still payed attention.Oh,yes I have a mission for everyone who owns the Fellowship of the Ring. Well,ya'll remember when Boromir is trying to take the ring from Frodo,well,umm,..in the struggle if you watch it in slow you will notice that Boromir grabs Frodo somewhere quite...personal. It's strange how I found it but honestly I wasn't looking there or was I?Oh,well just check it out.

Yay!Mom bought a watermelon!Whoo-hoo!I LOVE WATERMELONS!!!Okay, yah,I really love fruits. Strawberries,bananas,honeydew melon,cantaloupe,raspberries, and watermelons!*shudders*Sorry I just remembered something really strange about bananas and me. Well,um,I guess I was sticking my butt out or something and so someone stuck a banana down the back of my pants,I was like,"Ahh! Why is there a banana it my pants?"

Later in the day I think I will post a story about me where I was drunk.It's hillarious! Well, I suppose I must do some stuff and so yah,see ya'll later=^_~=
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Friday, May 21, 2004

   one last post for tonight
Well,I thought I'd post one last time.I forgot to tell ya'll that I got the new manga "Faeries Finding".I've only read a lil' but it's not that bad.(different but not bad).

I think my mom is going to torment me everynight w/ the dishes*sigh*.Actually, I don't mind washing them,I just hate making the water(strange yes,but I dunno).

I want to thank everyone for cheering me up!I've had a frustrating day,and I needed something to help me(Damn my German temper!)Anyways, I hope everyone is doing good! I think tommorow I might post another story.

I hope the internet will start being sane again(I can only connect once and then I have to turn in off,turn it back on and then connect back)It's quite aggrivating.So,if I don't end up posting tommorow,you'll know that my internet is really screwed up.

Well,good night everyone!*gives a good night hug to all and some a good night kiss(kiss goes to Santa,my protector,and vashy*See ya'll=^_^=
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