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Sunday, October 8, 2006

   who wants to read some jokes?
well today i have work from 12-6. yesterday i had fetachini alfredo! yummy! well here are a few jokes my uncle brought us. one of them is a blonde joke cause my uncle loves to tease me about them (i have blonde hair) so i hope i dont offend anyone. well here they are:

Dispatcher:9-1-1 whats the nature of your emergency?

Caller:my wifes having a baby and her contractions are two minutes apart.

Dispatcher:is this her first child?

Caller:no you idiot this is her husband!

a blonde pushes her car into a gas station. she tells the machanic it died. after he works on it for a few minutes it idles smoothly.she says:whats the story?
he says:just crap in the carburator.
she asks:how often do i have to do that?

well i hope you enjoyed those. ill post more i another post. have a good day everyone!
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