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Sunday, April 3, 2005


Here's a list from my book......
-----15 Fun Things You Shouldn't Do on the First Day of Class-----

1) Introduce yourself to the class as the 'master of disaster'
2) Ask all your questions in rap form.
3) Wear a scarf and gloves to class, and every few minutes ask the teacher to turn up the heat.
4) Stand up while holding up your textbook and say "COOL!"
5) Sit in the front and wink at your teacher whenver you make eye contact.
6) In the middle of a lecture, ask your teacher if he can explain where babies came from.
7) Present your teacher with a list of your demands.
8) Take photos of your teacher during class. Be sure to use flash bulbs.
9) When your teacher turns on his laser pointer, scream, "USE THE FORCE!"
10) Address the teacher as "your worship."
11) Spend the lecture blowing kisses to an imaginary audience.
12) Stand up to ask a question. Curtsey before sitting down.
13) Shout "NO WAY!" after every sentance of the lecture.
14) Interrupt every few minutes to ask the teacher, "Can you spell that?"
15) Every 10 minutes or so ask the teacher, "Will that be on the test?"

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