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Saturday, September 3, 2005


It's just my life



It's tourist season for a small town. My town.

I live in a small town where labor day weekend is Christmas. Basically, right now there is a festival that goes on every year, where everybody brings their tractor and eats nauseating amounts of food. Seriously! There is a place on the grounds where you can buy an ENTIRE turky leg just so you can eat One fourth of it and throw the rest away. They're like, a pound each! You can also buy funnel cakes, two-inch thick jawbreakers, giant tacos("would you like more grease with that?"), pork chop on a stick, elk burgers, and a 10 gallon bottle of rootbeer that it takes one dollar to refill.

The people in the emergency room are treating it like a natural disaster. The population is usually about eight thousand. Right now there are fifty thousand people here. And they are all hillbillys (sorry, hillWilliams). I saw a family where all the kids and the dad had a mullet.

The grass will all be dead by monday,
Fox Ears


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