Wednesday, April 6, 2005

   bleh... dentist... *makes face*

i had to go today to the dentist... you know, my dentist truly reminds me of mr. rogers... whatever. we both have sarcastic conversations together regarding dentistry. it's actually entertaining. after school today was anime club. i kinda didn't attend that much of it. serenity and i went on an errand to take pictures of the front of the school building for an art teacher, mrs. schwarz. it's for a mural our grade's going to do. ambi-chan later joined us. i almost got hit by a car backing out while trying to take a picture... {also while i was trying to take a picture} mr. ehrmann: *approaches and hides face behind papers in an attempt to get out of the picture* serenity: don't flatter yourself me: yeah, why would i waste my time photographing you? [note: it was only funny b/c i managed to pronounce photographing wrong] mr. ehrmann: *mocking my enunciation* "photographing"? me: yes; i'm in english honors for a reason! at lunch, i went up to this sixth grader who i had proposed to yesterday (his name is nick, not to be confused with all those other nicks) with ambi. then his friend was being a MAJOR retard/bastard... ambi called him something... (he deserved it!) and THEN... *dramatic pause* HE THREW A PEBBLE AT US!!! *calls him a few choice words* i REALLY wanted to strangle him and chuck him over the fence. (i thank god for self-control.) on monday... oh, man... there was SOOO much established! {DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POST IS BASED ON THINGS THAT SERENITY AND I WERE JOKING ABOUT... MOST OF THE THINGS MENTIONED DID NOT ACTUALLY HAPPEN < ex: me turning ino a man > } i blame our chorus. now, see, if more guys/altos who don't sing could actually, well... SING... then serenity and i wouldn't end up being guys. ...wait. let me compose myself... i KNOW it had to do with lloyd. poor soul; he was there the whole time during "drama club" (only 3 cast members were there: me, serenity, and him!) in the info center when it was established that he was a woman. {...hold on... to refresh some of your memories, i had previously proposed to lloyd.} he was a woman because he ended up bearing one of hayes's children, hayes being my "soulmate". eventually I ended up being a guy, and serenity, as well... making lloyd a guy, and all of the other guys i had proposed to in the past "girls". because i had proposed to lloyd (a guy!) and hayes (a girl!) we established that i was bisexual. me: i didn't know i was bisexual! LATER we established we were guys on STEROIDS... (serenity came to this conclusion. we were taking them in our sleep!) me: i don't think i... *looks at waist area* "qualify" as a guy... serenity: we could be taking steroids! that would explain everything!! the next thing established? serenity and i were going to be transvestites. i was going to force hayes to become male again, thus making HIM a transvestite. while walking home, it was decided that the whole thing was an illusion, and that we were, indeed, women this whole entire ordeal. also while walking home, serenity and i proposed to ambi-chan (BEFORE we realized we were female this whole time). it was kinda funny. then hayes became topic of conversation (again!) ambi: so what? now you're cheating on me? me: no... ambi: i'm throwing all your stuff out! me: i didn't get a chance to move in yet! i mean, we're only engaged... (we left lloyd as a woman. for some reason things made more sense that way.) evidently, i am harboring hayes's child. i had NO idea i was pregnant! {note: i moonlight under another alias, which is why, after i proposed to hayes, he said "no". me: hayes... hayes! hayes: *turns slightly* me: will you marry me?!?! hayes: *without hesitation* no. he doesn't know it's me!! lol} also ALSO while walking home, serenity and i witnessed trees with faces. it was creepy... i waited at serenity's house for my dad to pick me up there. her dog, jackson (formerly my brother, now established as hayes's brother) greeted me happily. me: the last thing i need is to cheat on my husband for his brother we did a little cartomancy (divination using a deck of playing cards) to figure out who the father of her baby was. it was-- *obnoxiously loud plane flies overhead* how crazy is that? when we were talking about paying child support, i was like, "don't worry; you can call nanny 911" which didn't make ANY sense... it was funny at the time... also her chair kept sucking me in. me: i think, therefore i am! {it was established in the info center that this was the new "your mom" lol} on tuesday, i had a conversation with arsh on msn that was REALLY funny but ended up... NOT fun. i'm getting kicked off the comp, so... until next time! ja ne ^^ --rini

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