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Birthday
• 1991-12-30
Gender
• Female
Location
• CA
Member Since
• 2004-12-29
Occupation
• Village idiot... usually
Real Name
• Cody

Personal

Achievements
• none
Anime Fan Since
• i knew that pokemon was an anime
Favorite Anime
• Naruto, Bleach, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch (don't ask), Ouran...
Goals
• To learn to bake bread and work at Panera. :3
Hobbies
• Choir, Drawing, Writing fanfics that make no sense whatsoever, correcting grammar, surfing the internet...
Talents
• I... can type fast...? and I learn songs fairly quickly. :3

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005

an away message from iconator.com
before: Making an offering to the porcelain god... be back in about 20 minutes.

After: Doing a tribute al God of the porcelain... is back in about of 20 minutes.
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from iconator.com
Before: Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things,
with all due respect for their breakfast. "I wonder why it is that
toast always falls on the buttered side," said one.
"Tell me," replied his friend, "why you say such a thing. Look
at this." And he dropped his toast on the floor, where it landed on the
dry side.
"So, what have you to say for your theory now?"
"What am I to say? You obviously buttered the wrong side."

after: Two men sat down on coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with every respect owed for their breakfast. "I ask me why is that toast always falls in the side of buttered," one said.
"It tells me," answered its friend, "why do you say such thing. Look at this." And he
dropped his toast in the flat, where he landed in the dry side. "Thus, what has him to say for its theory now?" That "what is to say? You obviously buttered the wrong side."
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on the site (www.iconator.com) it said this was a science quote
Before: According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold,
and according to convention, there is an order. In truth, there are atoms
and a void.

after: According to the convention there is a candy and a bitter one, a hot one and a cold, and according to the convention, there is an order. In the truth, there are
atoms and an empty one.

i don't get it... i really don't get it....
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From a fourtune cookie
Before: Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

After: Do not look at now, but there is a creature of multi-legged in the shoulder.
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this is from my science textbook
before: GIANT AMOEBA EATS NEW YORK CITY!
this not a headline you are likely to see in any newspaper. why not? it's because amoebas consist of only a single cell. most amoebas can't even grow large enough to be seen without a microscope. that's because as a cell gets larger, more materials must be able to move into and out of the cell through the cell membrane. the bigger the cell is, the more food and oxygen it needs and the more waste it produces.

after: The AMIBA GIGANTIC EATS the NEW CITY of YORK! this not a holder you probable they should see in journalistic. why not? is because amibas consist of only a single cell. the majority of the amibas neither they grow sufficient large to be seen without a microscope. that is because as a cell obtains larger, more matters should be capable of being changed to and out of the cell by the membrane Of the cell. the largest one the cell is, the more alimentoLas needs and the more waste than it produces.
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i'm having the time of my life XD
before: Festival trips to theme parks are considered field trips. these trips cost roughtly eighty-five dollars per student to attend. students need to maingain an "o" or "g" in citizenship in choir to remain eligible. students may go on elementary school trips as well. the elementary school performances are funded by the respective schools or the boosters, so there is no cost to students. information for specific trips will be provided in the parent letters each semester.

after: The festival trips to thematic amusement parks field trips are considered. these trips cost roughtly eighty-five dollars by student to attend. students need al maingain an "OR" or "G" in the citizenship in the chorus to be remained eligible. students can pass the primary teaching school trips also. the primary teaching school performances are financed for the respective schools or the motors you help ofPropulsion, so there is not cost to students. information for specific trips will be provided enLas letters of the father each semester.

enLas letters of the father each semester! lol... XD
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the choir handbook has the best ones...
before: Students must maintain and "O" or "G" in citizenship in choir class in order to attend field trips. no class grade is given for attendance on field trips.

after:The students should maintain and "OR" or "G" in the citizenship in the class of the chorus to attend field trips. not degree of the class is given for the aid in the field trips.

not as funny as male flocks of goats, but oh well ^_^
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more from the choir handout thing
before: At the end of each semester choir bucks can ve used to purchase treats. Whoever has the most choir bucks in each class can win a choir bear or bobcat! These choir bucks do NOT have to be signed. Students my share bucks with freidns for treats only, not for bears or bobcats

After: To ends of each male semester chorus flocks of goats they are able sees utilized to buy the inclinations. Whoever that has the the majority of the male flocks of goats of the chorus in each class they can gain a bear of the chorus or the sharp-sighted one! These male flocks of goats of the chorus have not to be signed. The students that my action corcovéa with freidns for inclinations only, not for bears neither sharp-sighted.

male flocks of goats...... ROFLMAO!
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more
I copied something from my choir hand book from school XD

before: All Students begin with an "O" each quarter. they only need to keep it. if the rules are broken students will sign-in on the clip board sheets.

after: All Students begin with an "OR" each room. they only need to maintain it. if the rules break students firm-in in the leaves of the board of paperclip.
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here's the site
www.freetranslation.com it's hillarious.
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