Tuesday, July 12, 2005

   wrote more.... ^^
it might be a bit... confusing... but... hey XD


(Recap: Kaki asked Iruka sensei if he could switch with Roki or someone else)
“aw! why not?!” Kaki asked
“because the purpose of putting you in teams is so that your balanced out.” Iruka said “now, each of you wait for your sensei to get here.”
“I’M HERE!!” said a voice
“oh wonderful” Iruka said “she’s teaching this year?”
“ALOHA!!!” said the voice again. the owner of the voice bounded into the room.
“your team...” Iruka said, pointing at team 10
“ahah...” the sensei said “all right, let’s go!”
Naiju, Keryu, and Kaki got up and followed her
“i am your Sensei, Sakuri! i’m not gonna state my last name, ‘cuz i don’t feel like it...”she said. she finally stopped walking after a while “now you. what’s your name?”
Neiju was speachless for a few seconds because he was asked so suddenly
“whassamatter? forgot your name?” Sakuri asked
“H-Hakori Neiju!” Neiju said finally
“ah..... your Sister. she graduated last year, did she not?” Sakuri said
Neiju nodded “y-yes she did!”
“i was her sensei!” Sakuri said “anyways. you. your name”
“Kujui Keryu” Keryu replied
“ah. and you”
“Kariko Kaki” Kaki replied
“now, we have all of us! oh, good!” Sakuri said “ahem... now... lesse... first lesson...”
“you mean we start learning TODAY?!” Neiju asked
“well, duh” Kaki said
“ah. I’VE GOT IT!” Sakuri said, ignoring both of them “first lesson today is to see if you can get one of these three sticks from me! one for each person! everyone understand?”
“um... rules?” Neiju said
“oh, yes... the rules... ah... don’t kill anyone... i think that’s about it! oh... and don’t injure anyone too badly... both going for me, too!” Sakuri said
“doesn’t that sound safe...” Kaki said.
“so, is everyone clear?” Sakuri asked. then, without waiting for a reply, she said, “good! I get a head start of two minutes! starting... NOW!” and she disappeared into the forest.
Keryu closed his eyes
“she went that way.” he said pointing to their left
“no, i saw her go that way!” Neiju said
“she did that to confuse us! or rather, you.” Kaki said
Keryu sighed and just left.
then he found Sakuri.
'a sneak attack would be best, probably...' he thought.
he climbed down the tree as silent as a cat and crept until he was right behind Sakuri
and then
VOOSH she was behind him, putting her arm around his neck
“nice try” she said “your the first student to try a sneak attack. it’s a good strategy, i’ll give ya that much. but a good strategy is not always good enough. so, try again!” and she whisked off into another direction
'damn....' Keryu thought 'i wonder if Neiju or Kaki’ll have any luck...'

“ahah!” Neiju said “found you!”
“or rather i’ve found you” Sakuri said “how do you know if i wasn’t waiting here for you?”
“er... uh...” Neiju said
“wrong!” Sakuri said “you weren’t supposed to answer that!" and in a few seconds, she was right next to him, and she pushed him over. Neiju rolled onto his back and back onto his feet
“rolling on your back to stand back up? that’s a nice trick, but not good for every situation." and she pushed him from behind and before he hit the ground, she zoomed in front and pushed him from there
“the only reason i’m just pushing you is because i think i might kill you if i go more intense.” Sakuri said, and with that, she was gone.

'All right, here she comes..' Kaki thought. when she was in his sights, he ran out in front of her and braced himself for a blow, but nothing came.
“yes, that’s good, too” Sakuri said “the best tactic i’ve seen, actually. thinking two steps ahead is good. bracing yourself for a blow... yes.... all right, have a go. i’ll put my hands behind my back.”
“it’s a trick, isn’t it?” Kaki asked.
“well, no... i’m asking you to lunge at me and see if you can grab a stick before i move out of the way.” Sakuri replied “and i’ll have my hands behind my back so i can’t block you.”
“all right then...” Kaki said. then without warning, he lunged at her. she moved out of the way as if dodging something as simple as someone throwing a punch.
“Have another go, then” Sakuri said
Kaki lunged for her again, and she moved out of the way. this continued untill...
“well, i think your worn out enough, so, i’ll be going now..” Sakuri said, but Neiju hopped down from a tree.
“ah, back again, i see?” Sakuri said “i tell ya. this is THE worst teamwork i’ve ever seen... okay maybe not the worst... but it’s still bad...”
as she was saying that, both Kaki and Neiju jumped at her from two different angles. she had no difficulty dodging that either.
Keryu came out of the blue, attacking from above. Sakuri sidestepped and Keryu ate grass. literally.
“ooh.” Sakuri said “that’s gotta hurt. hah. time’s almost up and it’s been an hour. none of you’ve gotten a stick yet. come ON, people. well, actually... i don’t blame you... i mean, your just beginners...”
somehow, all three knew what the other two were thinking. -someone attacks from above, someone from the left, and someone from the right. none knew if it would actually work, but... they had to try it.
in a blink of an eye, they were settled in positions and then attacked. Sakuri had a little trouble, but not much...
“ah! excellent teamwork! too bad you didn’t get a stick, though.” Sakuri said “well, you finally learned some teamwork! let’s call it a day!”
“Whaaaa?!” Neiju, Kaki, and Keryu all asked at the same time
“well, isn’t anyone hungry?” Sakuri asked “oh, and by the way, you all pass.”
“whaaaa?!” Neiju and Kaki said again.

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   YO!!
I never knew i could draw so well on the computer... maybe that time at iD tech camp paid off in more than one way!! ^^ anyways, yeah.

i'm having writers block (already), but i drew pictures of my characters from my story... so... yeah! ^^
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Monday, July 11, 2005

defendants who probably shouldn't have taken the stand:
Judge: the charge here is theft of frozen chickens. are you the defendant, sir?

Defendant: no, sir. i'm the guy who stole the chickens.

actual comments in court!
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here's all i've got so far... anyone wanna add any characters, tell me!
Nakuri Kari: what else is there to say except.... she’s a freak and loves being one? but, she’s a really good dancer and most of the time at dance contests, loads of people are cheering her on. she doesn’t mind having fans or not, she just likes to DANCE DANCE DANCE!!! she’s very fast and a very fast learner.

Yoki: Kari’s little fuzzy sidekick that talks way too much. she may be cute, but she can be vicious. and i’m NOT trying to be funny. (you know that yu-gi-oh card petit dragon? that's what yoki looks like)

Ayuki Keli: she’s very flexible. VERY flexible. no. i mean way over the top flexibility. she also has amazing balance and aim. not much is known about her, though. she’s very mysterious except to her teammates.

Suzuka Akira: she’s very funny and is great at comebacks. most of the guys are like... in love with her because A) she’s funny B) she’s very tomboyish and C) she’s pretty. Akira doesn’t care for any of these. she just likes to be funny.

Kaiyu Roki: Roki is cold and strong. he doesn’t like girls and thinks they’re annoying. but, he’s very protective of Kari (though she’s quite capable of taking care of herself) because she is his cousin and his parents died when he was younger.

Maiyukiro Sazuki: she’s.... a lazy good-for-nothing all-around nice girl. she doesn’t try to be funny, but she is anyways. she is Akira’s best friend and Together, they can make up the funniest scenarios.

Inuzuka Ryu: Son of Inuzuka Kiba an Shinoku Ryoki, and another cousin to Kari and Roki. befriend him, and you’ve got a friend for life. be mean to him, eternal rivals you’ll be.

Hakori Neiju: the class heartthrob, but rival of Akira. he’s nice, but a complete idiot.

Kariko Kaki: he’s.... sugar high most of the time. he’s Kari’s rival because they’re both great dancers, but when they’re not trying to out dance each other, they’re teaming up.

Kujui Keryu: not much is known about him except he’s smart.























Kari and Yoki walked into the classroom.
“wow. this is... full” Yoki said
“yeah.” Kari replied “can ya find any open seats?”
“i think i see one” Yoki said
“where?” Kari asked
“right over there” Yoki pointed with her tail
“let’s go!” Kari said. she and Yoki zipped over to the seat and Kari sat down in it as Yoki sat on the desk.
Kari noticed she was sitting next to Sazuki, who was sleeping
“SAZUKI-CHAN!!” she said
“uh?” Sazuki said sleepily rubbing her eyes. “nani? oh, hi Kari!” and she grinned
“aaand?” Yoki asked
“and Yoki” Sazuki replied, still grinning
“hi!” Yoki said in reply.
“ahem!” Iruka said “now that we’re all here, i can put you in your 3-man teams and set you up with a jounin sensei. and now. team one: Nakuri Kari, Ayuki Keli, and Suzuka Akira.”
“oh, wonderful...” Keli said under her breath
“HEY, GUYS!!” Kari and Yoki said in unison
a bit later
“team four.....”
“what?!”
“i can’t be teamed up with HIM!”
“SHUT UP! team five...”
“yes!”
a bit more later on
“team 11: Kaiyu Roki, Maiyukiro Sazuki, and Inuzuka Ryu.” Iruka said
“Yes!” Sazuki and Ryu said at the same time. Roki just twirled his finger around and said “woohoo...” unenthusiastically.
“team 10: Hakori Neiju, Kariko Kaki—”
“WHAT?!” Neiju and Kaki said at the same time
“are you serious?!” Kaki asked
“yes i’m serious.” Iruka said “now, for the last person on your team, Kujui Keryu”
“Who?” Neiju asked
“Him, idiot!” Kaki said as he hit him over the head with a mallet and pointed at Keryu
“oh....” Neiju said.
Keryu got a gleam in his eye.
idiots... he thought
“Sensei, can’t you like... switch me and Roki or something?” Kaki asked
“no” Iruka said. “that is a definite no.”
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Sunday, July 10, 2005

hey, all!!
anyways... yeah. i feel like starting a weird fanfic... for those of you that know me, you don't know that i like to to weird fanfics. so, i got my idea from here:
http://www.studiodogtags.com/KGenins/kgenins.htm

so, yeah.
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Friday, July 8, 2005

   someone accused me of stealing!!!
someone accused me of stealing a greeting!! i've never done that!! all of the things put on there are original!! (i'll probably start cursing now. so, forgive me...) WHAT THE HELL?! i've never fuckin' stolen any e-cards!!! now i don't know which one was deleted, so, now i can't put it back up! that bastard/bitch is seriously sad to have said that I of all people stole a greeting card. either they think it's funny, or they're trying to get at me for something.
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   YOU HAVE TO SEE THESE!!!
P-chan, i'm sure these'll cheer you up!
^^

this one's hilarious!
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1028

and some muscle relaxers got slipped into the gatorade during a game.... AHAHA!!! see
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1025

the second attempt of the next one is funnier than the first
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=1024

ack! a flying.... car?!
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=128

this guy has an interesting way of loading his bike...
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=702

oh, the power of natural gas
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=579

now, watch the foot of the penguin on the left
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=332

THE PENGUIN GETS PAYBACK!!!.... i think...
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=509

kid gets attacked by RC car
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=966
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   ack...
well, it's the last full day of camp (they let us surf the internet!!! XD) and i'm fricken tired.... i miss my mattress <_<;;;

well, i do.....

Quotable Quote(s):
"beware the floading purple cheese that says moo and ate the meatloaf..." -me
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Saturday, July 2, 2005

   wee!
i'm looking for the english translation to the FULL version of "Go!!" from Naruto... i found the tv version, but i don't have the tv version on CD.... i have the full version... so i would be VERY VERY VERY VERY happy if someone gave me the english translation!! ^^
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

   AHHH!!
it burns my mind!!
for reason's unknown, i have my little pony stuck in my head! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!! T.T
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