Tuesday, November 23, 2004

FreeTALK ep 2 – EP
Alec: so, what now?
Phil: WHAT NOW! WHAT NOW!
Austin: stfu, phil
Chris: I gained EP!!
RANDOM ANNOUNCER: head shot
Alec: Omfg… Chris just gained like 2 levels, that is insane.
Alex: Wth are you talking about, he is only like level 1 now.
Chris: WTF, you don’t get EP every day!
Alex: I do….
Chris: Well… I do too, I just lost some when I got hit with a head shot.
Alec: How come I don’t have any EP?!
Everyone: Your just not cool Alec, maybe one day you will be able to get EP.
Alec: aww…. Im gonna go sit in a corner now…
RANDOM ANNOUNCER: you gained EP!
Alec: holy sh!t, I got EP!!!111
RANDOM ANNOUNCER #2: Headshot! Alec loses all EP!
Alec: fuxorz!
(the lights behind the stage dim, alex leaves, then comes back, wearing a twinkie suit)
alex: all your base are not belong to us.
Christ (not chris): keep it real homie
(alex leaves)
ryan: I kick you all ::kicks::
christ: did you just kick me?!?!? ::smites::
<\Ryans life>
Alec: wheres Austin at?
::pops up randomly::
Austin: Orange vests are for pussies.
Chris: Wtf are you rambling about?
Austin: Are you Buzz Lightyear? (I love your movies)
Alec: I eat the talking bees because I am george Washington Christ
Fujitsu: hi
Bob: war!! Vote bush!!
/squelch Bob and Fujitsu
Chris: Holy crap, how did you squelch them, I didn’t know Blizzard was cool enough to let you do that anymore. L337!!!
/f m end
Alec: Wait, wasn’t this suppose to be about EP?
Chris: Dude, it’s over… you should have thought of that earlier so, stop talking now before you get smacked.
Alec: you talk a lot
::smack::
<\EXT plot>
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Saturday, November 20, 2004

Pic Of The EL Week


Last Week, 3 terrorists were passed through airport security, and took over a plane,
when asked how they got passed through security, even though they had weapons, and looked extremely suspicious, george bush responded "well.... mm.. they didnt have turbans... and werent holding a koran... so they couldnt of been dangerous..."

~picture selected by Austinover, caption by Embersxofxnever
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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

FreeTALK episode 1 - wtfxorz
Alex: Ph33r h0uR 1337 r0b0tx0r1ng sk1||z!!!1
chris: I sux0r @t b0tz
Alec: yeah
Austin: uh huh
Alex: BAKA
Chris: watashi wa baka desu ka?
Alex: hai!
Chris: wtf… when did I learn Japanese?
Alec: just now
Austin: ::pulls out wakazashi… seppuku!::
Alex: omg Austin killed Austin! You baka!
Mamimi: ta-kun….
Alec: go away
Chris: I smoke crack and like wa11z
Alex: moo
Dead Austin: this really sucks
Everyone: yep…
Kurtis: <\everyoneslife>
Dead Everyone: <\chibi>nekoneko<\chibi>
What the hell?
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This message will terminate in 10 seconds… 9, 8, 7, 6, 8, 3, 22, 89, -4,… just kidding, 1, BOOM! <\yourlife>

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