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myOtaku.com: FreeTALK


Thursday, November 25, 2004

FreeTALK episode 3: jews in space?
So today on freetalk, we will be discussing none other than semanites and the final frontier, we will start with alex, alex, your opening statement:
ALEX: I am tight
Chris: so today I went to the store
Alec: French class French class
Christ: your not in French class
Alex: call of duty=videogame
Chris: call of doody=need to go to the bathroom
Austin: my god this is stupid. Don’t put me in this, this is stupid
Alex: …. There might be life on one of the moons of Jupiter, that’s gotta be exciting for you
Chris: :{:}:}[;[];’[7863256568dfilaflu
Alec: …your mom
::Phil pops out of nowhere::
Phil: Are there hott chicks on that moon?
Alex: Maybe if your gay… I hear the life on Jupiter’s moon looks a lot like big burly men.
Phil: That’s close enough. SW33T!
< alex and Austin go to the moon to find a drink>
Alec: Where did Phil Starski come from?
Chris: That wasn’t Starski you fool, that was… Your mom!
Alec: When did my mom’s name get changed to Phil… and why does she look like a short, pudgy boy?
Chris: I think it was right around when she was born.
Alec: Yeah, toast!
Alex: Where did that come from?
Christ: …you are all frickin morons, go die
::smites all::
Endprog: Everyoneslife
Dead Alec: Wait… that can’t be the end, it’s too short.
Dead Chris: OMFG Alec STFU… it’s the end, you were smitten and now you cannot talk… yeah, it is the real end now, B!@TCH
Alex: dude, ur gay
Dead Alec: hey, wtf, why are you alive?
Alex: because I am secretly Jesus… you just can’t tell
::Alex rips off clothes to reveal haggard white robe and long hair::
RANDOM ANNOUNCER: GODLIKE!!!!
Everyone: ok…. Yeah
::Alex turns back to normal self::
Austin: so how about them Yankees?
< end>
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