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Wednesday, August 16, 2006


....baby cow
so I was at my greatt grandmas house,where she was cows. And in this pen thing, there were baby cows. I was petting one,i named it "Herbert", and it tried to eat my hand!! So I ran away and there was baby cow saliva on my hand... it was scary... so i'm never petting baby cows again.... Wouldn't it suck if baby cows resorted to cannibalism? cause then... they would eat everyones hands... and other body parts... My brother says I'm stupid... why i don't know... i don't think he believes me... i mean baby cows look so innocent but really they're not... they're just waiting for the right time to bite off your hand! Really! If you don't believe me... I hope you lose a hand the next time you try to pet a baby cow...
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