Sunday, January 8, 2006

Bizarre Love Triangle, Chapter 1!!
Hey there!! AEGFF won't be up this week... sorry about that!! However, I'll still be putting this up! ENJOI!!

Bizarre Love Triangle

Chapter 1

It had been about 18 years since the Kyuubi incident. Konohagakure had blossomed and grew after Tsunade became the Hokage. Orochimaru still hadn't been caught yet, but eventually he and Uchiha Sasuke would be brought home. Naruto had long since finished his training with Jiraiya, but was pretty much alone since Sakura hadn't. Also, Sasuke had run off to train under Orochimaru. Where did that leave Naruto? Apparently, the Hokage wanted to settle that. Naruto and two other shinobi had been called into Tsunade's office.

"I hope that I get assigned to a group with good shinobi…" Naruto thought aloud as he walked to Tsunade's office, "I don't want to be slowed down." Then, he did a macho guy pose, and was laughed at by a few passing girls. Although Naruto had gotten a bit more mature… he was still a loser.

***

Hinata made her way to Tsunade's office, feeling a little unnerved. Since Shino had left, she had been alone with Kiba. Although he was a great person, and he had that cute dog, he wasn't exactly a good listener. She wasn't even sure where Shino had left… he just wasn't around anymore. Now, she and Kiba were being assigned a new teammate. Would their new teammate be like Kiba? Well, if all went well, they'd still get along fine.

"Hinata-chan!!" Kiba shouted, leaping out of the alleyway and knocking the female shinobi over, "are we late for the meeting?" He smiled at her, Akamaru wandering over and licking her face. The original Akamaru, who'd been Kiba's partner since birth, had died three years ago; this new dog had helped heal the wound. Hinata smiled weakly and nodded; they should've been there 15 minutes ago.

"Well then, let's get a move on!" Kiba grinned, grabbing Hinata's wrist and dragging her along behind him. She sighed; Kiba hadn't changed very much at all. He was still a bit of a loudmouth, and wasn't the brightest bulb in the box. However, he had been treating her a bit nicer nowadays, so it wasn't that bad. It seemed she had been the only one who'd made significant growth. She wasn't as shy as she used to be, and had finally become viewed as a "strong" ninja. Unfortunately, there was still someone who made her freeze up. And his name was--

"Naruto!" Kiba shouted, waving at the shinobi. Hinata stood stock-still; she could already feel blood rushing into her face. Naruto said his own greeting, and headed over, adjusting his coat. He'd long since grown out of his old orange one, and had replaced it with a black one. There was still a lot of orange in his clothing, however. Kiba and Naruto had a bit of a conversation, until the blond boy noticed Hinata standing alone.

"Hey Hinata!" Naruto grinned, walking over to the kunoichi, "it's been a while, hey?" Hinata barely nodded, but managed. She adjusted her white coat's collar, stretching as casually as possible. During that stretch, she did a quick sniff check… just in case. Then, she fixed up her navy pants, and smiled back at Naruto. She managed to stammer out her own greeting, that irritating stutter managing to creep its way back into her voice. Then, she felt Naruto's hand on her forehead. There was a curious look on his face, and Hinata could feel her face go beet red.

"Do you get sick a lot, Hinata?" Naruto asked, "you seem to look like this every time I see you." Then, before Hinata could stop herself, she cursed her inability to speak normally with Naruto in a loud scream. Then, she hit him in the head with her own, sending him flying into the alleyway. Kiba stifled a laugh, although his dog wasn't restraining himself. No one but Kiba and his family could understand him anyway, so what did it matter?

"You do that a lot too…" Naruto groaned, rubbing his forehead. Eventually, they all made their way to Tsunade's office on their own, each saying they had an important meeting with the Hokage. No one specified, so they actually had no idea about what the others were going for. However, the events that were to follow that fateful day would shape their lives a lot more than they would expect.

***

"So… you know the plan… right you four?" It was a man's voice that said it. He stepped forth from the shadows, brushing his blue bangs out of his eyes. His piercing red eyes examined all the people in the room; three teenagers, and a young woman. They all nodded, and he grinned. Then, he rolled out a set of blueprints; it was the Raikage's office.

"Moroi…" The man said in a commanding tone, gesturing at one of the teens, "I already told you what you were doing, right?" The student nodded, standing up. Moroi had waist long purple hair, and looked, in all essences, female. However, anyone who asked was told firmly that the shinobi was a boy. He played with the bell on his pink collar, his green sweater's sleeve rolled up to his thumbs. On his left thigh, he had a holster, obviously containing weapons, which was wrapped around his black, baggy pants.

"Rei-sensei…" Moroi addressed the blue-haired man, "please allow me a moment to get ready…" The man nodded, and Moroi left the room. The other two teens, a boy and a girl, where sitting patiently, waiting for their sensei's plan. The boy had spiky black hair, and looked as though he was trying to be cool. His yukata's sleeves had been ripped off, and he was wearing a pair of black shorts. The girl had long, platinum blonde hair, which was tied in a ponytail. Her hazel eyes were covered by a set of oval glasses, and she was wearing a red scarf. It covered most of her shirt, and went down to her own shorts.

"Reikoku…" The white haired woman said, her mismatched eyes falling upon the man, "our numbers are too few. We won't be able to kill Raikage." She adjusted her white scarf, which hung down to the bottom of her long, red trenchcoat. Rei-sensei frowned at her, looking daggers in her direction. Then, he looked over at his two students, who looked at him carefully. They knew not to make him mad. He smiled, and looked over at the strange woman.

"Yuki, either you're in this with me and my students, or not." Reikoku said, cracking his knuckles, "I've already promised to let you get even with Sandaime, so long as you joined us. Besides, it'd be a shame for you to leave. You make a good sparring partner for Takatobi and Tataku here." He grinned when Yuki submitted, sighing and moving her limp, white hair out of her eyes.

"I'm ready Rei-sensei…" Moroi said, cutting the tension. Takatobi looked over, her face falling when she noticed Moroi's clothes. He was dressed as a geisha, but he also had breasts now. 'It must be a genjutsu…' Takatobi thought, 'Moroi isn't a girl.' Tataku didn't look. Seeing Moroi dressed as a girl freaked him out. Moroi sighed, and brushed his long, purple hair out of his yellow eyes. Rei-sensei smiled, and Moroi smiled in turn.

"Your genjutsu is improving all the time, Moroi." Rei-sensei said, not noticing the guilty grin Moroi's smile had changed into, "we leave now. Raikage and his associates won't wait forever." Moroi sighed, looking down at his chest. 'How could a genjutsu look so real?' He thought, prodding his chest, 'I thought they'd have found me out by now.' He'd been pretending since he'd first met them all. In fact, Moroi was, indeed, a girl. Although 'he' wasn't planning on telling.

"Yes, Rei-sensei." Moroi said, smiling an picking up an ornate umbrella, "whatever you say." Then, the false male walked out the door, heading towards the Raikage's office. This would be her finest assassination. Anything to make Rei-sensei proud.

Bleh, I revealed that too early... but Moroi's friends' stupidity is too fun to manipulate! Anyway... comments, please! As for the sudden boobies... let's say Moro wears a special bra.
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