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Birthday • 1989-08-05 Gender •
Female Location • Termina Field Member Since • 2005-01-02 Occupation • student/alchemist Real Name • Melanie, but you can call me Sakura if you want <=/
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Achievements • Learning about alchemy and mastering the Master Sword! Anime Fan Since • still can't remember Favorite Anime • i have no favorite, Goals • to be a videogame designer Hobbies • drawing,playing videogames,watch TV, and more... Talents • performing alchemy without a transmutation cyrcle! also playing videogames 12 hours straight >=D
myOtaku.com: fullmetal sakura
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the one-winged angel and the two-winged devil...
(a story i created when i was bored at school. its about sephiroth and cloud talking online)
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1. connecting to AIM...
One-Winged Angel: no...u do! u spiky haired freak!
Two-Winged Devil: long haied gay guy...
One-Winged Angel: I know ur gay!
Two-Winged Angel: --'
One-Winged Angel: >=/ i no where u live!
Two-Winged Devil: ur so out of character now
One-Winged Angel: dats 'cause i'm not reeking havoc --'
Two-Winged Devil: oh ok ^-^
One-Winged Angel: my sn should be named two-winged devil...it's all square-enix's fault
Two-Winged Angel: fine blame da company --'
One-Winged Angel: >=/ sooo...watcha doin' on spring break?
Two-Winged Devil: nothing, how 'bout u?
One-Winged Angel: nothing...i'm just just gonna relax for da week
Two-Winged Devil: oh
One-Winged Angel: g2g i have some buisness 2 take care of...i'll call u later K?
Two-Winged Devil: K bye
One-Winged Angel: later Strife
-One Winged Angel signed off-
Cloud: i'm tired now...(signs off) telling me that i suck at videogames! pfft...oh well guess i'll play online videogames now! (goes to X-Box and plays Halo2) Ok time to get started! wait a minute...Sephiroth?! I thought you to take care of some buisness?!
Sephiroth (logged in as One-Winged Angel): hee hee...lets go Cloud! you verse me!
Cloud: (logged in as Two-Winged Devil): you're on!
the story of my life so far....
(a humurious story i made about myself! some of the things are not true though --')
Well how should I start?
Sora: I know! when your mommy and your daddy got together and started talking about things. they went upstairs and had--
FM Sakura: Ok i think they got the point! or the picture...yikes
Riku: Ok Ok! this is how her life is:
It's a bunch of crap! It was all a lie!
FM Sakura: what's that suppose to mean?!
Ed: that it was a bunch of crap and it was all a lie?
FM Sakura: --' shorty...
Ed: NO ONE CALLS ME SHORTY! (starts attacking Riku)
Riku: the hell? why are you attacking me?!
FM Sakura: FOCUS! ok in kindergarden i met my first friend! then i met 2 later on in the year. one of them moved away and the others were in seperate classrooms. in the fourth grade i never done my homework...for the whole year! and i was never absent. i made the ultimate record for both! >=D anywhoo in fifth grade it was the same problem. my teacher couldn't stand me...
Cloud: I can tell...
Sephiroth: (nods)
FM Sakura: anyways...i have found my old friend! we were in the same class together! well my very first friend lived next door of my house and moved but still was in the same district...but thats not the point! the point is that we all had split up into different schools in the six grade! oh and i have managed to hit puberty quite late...--'
Naruto: to much info!
Sasuke: she had many crushes throughout her middle school year...
Naruto: and then the aliens had attack her hometown!
Inu-Yasha: then we called it "Inu-Land!"
FM Sakura: ._.' *blink blink* umm....that never-
Shippo: and we ate ramen!
Naruto: RAMEN!
Sakura: hush Naruto!
FM Sakura: anywhoo I still haden't done my work. all year: videogames, TV, computer, and anything electronic! never a pencil and paper in my hand! HA screw that! later on my bro gave me his SNES (super nintendo entertainment system) or in japan they call it the Famicom (family computer....i think) I know it old, but one day it would be worth alot! but i'll nerver sell it. much later our playstion broke, i got a gamecube, we gave back the PS2, and I saw new anime and read new mangas!
Tropicana: She soon liked me! the Tropicana drink!
Uuuuuhh........Believe it!
Uuuuuhh...i think i failed my math quiz. i erassed the wrong answer and it was right! i was daydreamming so i wasn't really paying attention. I think it's 'cause i forgot to eat breakfast this morning...oh well! I was acting like Naruto today! Believe it! lol ^-^ yeah i was being the class clown and writing Naruto's name all over the desks saying that "i'm gonna be hokage someday! And Sasuke (points at my rival) i'm gonna kick your ass!" Yep today was ok. I'm making ramen right and boy is it good! i love ramen!...no for real i do love it truthfully! Anywhoo tomorrow is Friday! oh yeah! Believe it! lol sorry couldn't help it! ^-^ well...later peeps! >=D
nothing much...just bored...
*sigh* nothing much happened to me through these past few days. Yeah i haven't post in a while, but i still visited all your sites. *sigh* i almost broke this girl's arm for getting me angry. Well instead of making her go to the hospital i grabbed her arm, let it go, and pushed her into a crowd behind me. This happened after lunch and i was walking to my next class minding my own buisness. *sigh* Yeeeaaaah told them not to piss me off and guess what? They pissed me off. I guess i make more enemies than friends. Oh well this week might be the worst of them all for me. I got a math quiz tomorrow and even though i'm skilled in math this quarter (yeah it's 4th, the most important one of them all...well that's what they said) i might pass it. Maybe with a "B" or a "C"...it doesn't matter i just gotta pass every class! Well thats all i gotta say. Sorry if i bored you all to death, but i just wanted to tell you guys what's going on.
It's my firends B-day! oh and another episode of the Ed and Al show! ^-^
(yep it's my one of my friends B-day today! i didn't get him anything, but he said it was ok. Also that Kindom Hearts2 came out! How ironic!)
Ed: Yo me Edward Elric in the hizzle fo' shizzle!
Al: *sniff* i'm feeling better now! AAAACHHOO!
Ed: say it! don't spray it brotha! Well anyway we got another guess joining us!
Al: Yeah! *sniff* He's Hikaru Shindo from the manga/anime Hikaru no Go!
-Hikaru comes in waving at his fans-
Ed: So Hikaru...is it true that you like Akari-chan?
Hikaru: *laughing* Hahahahaha! That's funny!
Al: So you like Akira-kun then?
Hikaru: *laughing stops* not funny!
Sai: Hikaru! Akira wants to speak to you on the telephone!
Ed & Al: We had a telephone?!
Hikaru: Hello Akira!
Akira: (on the other line) hey Hikaru! What's good?
Hikaru: Well everything for now! Look i'm on TV!
Akira: Hey so am I!
-Akira comes in with his cellphone waving at Hikaru and Hikaru waves back-
Akari: Look we're on TV!
Vincent: Turks? KILL!
everyone: Oo' huh? didn't you kill them already?
Barney: If ya happy and you know it clap your hands!
Vincent and Sephiroth: Barney?! KILL! (kills Barney) Mission complete!
Cloud: Sephy! You're a doochbag!
Dark: He called me Darky-poo! (chases Ed)
Ed: when will the torment end?!
Sora: And thats all the time we have! Tune in next time for another exciting episode of The Ed and Al show! Also buy Kindom Hearts 2! I'll give ya all a cookie if ya buy it!
The Ed and Roy show! Episode 4!
Ed: Hi yall and welcome back to an exciting episode of The Ed and Al show! Al called in sick. So Roy offered to fill in!
Roy: Yep! So what do we do now shorty?
Ed: (twitch twitch) HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SHORTY! (attacks Roy with a crazy monkey style technique)
Roy: (lights him on fire)
Ed: cool i'm on fire!
-long pause-
Ed: I'M ON FIRE! (runs around in circles yelling)
Roy: while he's doing that, we have a special guest! Cloud Strife from FFVII!
-Cloud comes doing his victory pose-
Roy: Cloud come have a seat and tell me about your life
Cloud: It was all a lie i'm not a real person
Roy: thats nice now tell me about your mother
Cloud: she's not my mother!
Roy: I don't believe you! now tell me about your mother!
Cloud: ummm....she was.....nice?
Roy: The crazy ones always are...
Cloud: What! no one talks that way about my mommy and gets away with it!
Sephiroth: my bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R my bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R oh i love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why i'll say.....'cause Oscar Meyers has its way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Reno: one more time!
-Sephiroth and Reno continues to sing-
Roy and Cloud: (blink blink) OO' the hell?
Ed: AHHHHHH! ok i'm done! what did i miss? (sees Sephiroth and Reno) Yo! no poker music on the stage!
Tifa: Oh Cloud!
Cloud: Oh Tifa honey! Go home! you bother me!
Tifa: WAAAAAAAHH (runs off)
Cid and Barret: Holy ::BLEEEEP:: mother ::BLEEEP:: ::BLEEEEP:: ::BLEEEEP::
Ed: hey! no cursing on the stage!
Sephiroth: Lets play strip poker!
Reno: Cloud you lose!
Aerith: (comes back from the dead) Strip poker! I love strip poker!
Zack: Strip!!
Ed: yo! no striping on the stage!
Yufie: Okay who ever has materia give them to me!
Vincent: Strip poker? What is this strip poker you speak of?
Nanaki (or Red XIII for most ppl who is used to that name): Hmm...i think you play poker and the one who loses stips off some of their clothes or something like that!
Cait Sith: Strip?
Ed and Roy: No stripping!
Sephiroth and Reno: (drunk) my humps! my humps my humps my humps!
Elena: Reno! What are you doing here!
Reno: (hiccup) me drunk like crazy!
Vincent: Turks? KILL! (attacks Reno, Elena, Tseng, Rude, and Rufus)
Ed: Ummm...sorry folks but we have to cut this short knowing that there will be nudity, gory violence, and Sephiroth smacking himself...
Sephiroth: (smacks himself) weeeeee!
Roy: see you all next week for another exciting epidsode of The Ed and Al show! or The Ed and Roy show if Al isn't here!
The Ed and Al show! episode 3!
(ok this is the second version! If ya want to see the first version of this episode go to Animangel0's site ^-^)
Ed: welcome everyone to the Ed and Al show! Staring me Edwatd Elric and my bother Alphonse!
Al: Hi yall! Today we have Sora and Kairi joining us!
-Sora and Kairi comes out waving at the ppl-
Ed: so...how have you two love birds been?
Sora: What?! love birds?!
Kairi: Sora have you been broadcasting our relationship?!
Sora: (studdering) N-No w-why?
Al: let's go to the big screen!
-a huge screen comes down from the ceiling-
Sora: (broadcasting on tv) Hey to all my friends out there! I'm going out with Kairi and your not!! nana nana naaaa naaaa! (sticks out tounge)
-Huge screen disapears-
Ed: well whaddya know?!
Sora: I-Its not what it looked like!
Kairi: I......I didn't knew you care so much! (reaches closer to sora) Oh Sora I--
::CRASH BOOM BANG GLASS BREAKING!::
Riku: WTF is going on here!
Sora: Riku?
Riku: I can't believe you didn't invite me! (looks at them so close together) Oh i get it! You guys wanted to do kissy kissy poo with each other!
Sora: Riku I--
Riku: save it! I'm gonna cancel the date for the kindom hearts game comming out on March 28, 2006!
Kairi: No Riku you can't!
Riku: I can.....and I will! (goes to the company and sues then cancels the date) the new date will be March 28...
Sora: i knew you couldnt--
Riku: March 28, 3654!
everyone: WWHHHAAATT?!
Ed: oh no! this isn't good!
-Dark comes in and chases Ed-
Dark: he called me Darky-poo!
Ed: NOOOO! it's episode 2 all over again!
Riku: Muhahahahahahaahaha! now you ppl have to wait until the year 3654! muhahaahahahaahaha!
fullmetal sakura: (talks like one of them commercial dudes) this is all fake! none of this is real! the game will come out march, 28, 2006. buy it! buy it! buy it! ok i'm done.
Sora and Kairi: You evil son of a--
::BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP::
Please Stand By...
-an hour later-
Al: and thats all the time we have today! tune in next week for another exciting episode of The Ed and Al show!
The Ed and Al show ep.2!
(wow i hadn't done this in awhile so might as well continue it!)
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Ed: hello ppl! my name is Edward Elric AKA the Fullmetal Alchemist!
Al: I'm Ed's brother Alphones Elric! And today (or tonight for some ppl who read this late or something)We have a special guest!
Ed: yep! it's Daisuke Niwa from D.N.Angel!
-Daisuke comes in waving at the audience with a shy smile-
Ed: so Daisuke have a seat and lets talk about stuff...
Daisuke: what kind of "stuff"?
Ed: (silly looking smirk) lovey dovey stuff
Al: Ed!
Ed: what? Well anyway tell us about your relationship with Rika-chan!
Daisuke: (blushing) Nani?! n-nothings going on really...i think
ED: >=) nothing huh? sure sounds like something!
Daisuke: like what? sometimes i get side tracked!
Dark: riiight and i married halle berry!
Daisuke: Nani?! really?
Dark: no you idiot i was being sarcastic!
Daisuke: oh...
Ed: oh look everyone it's Darky-poo
Dark: Darky what?!
Al: Darky-poo! didn't you hear my brother?
Dark: (goes berserk)
Ed: 0o' ^-^' umm...well thats all the time we have! Tune in for part 2 tomorrow!
Dark: He called me Darky-poo!
Risa: Oh Mr.Dark!
Daisuke: Bye ppl!
Riza: (hugs Daisuke and waves) Bye everyone!
Satoshi: (gets jealous) no one touches Daisuke and get away with it!
Krad: Yes Satoshi! The more you love someone i'll come out and kill Dark!
-in the backround you can see Edward being chased by Dark-
Dark: call me Darky-poo one more time i dare you!
Ed: (teary eyes and running like there's no tomorrow) help me plz!
Al: --' (sigh) oh brother...
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(to be continued in episode 3!) Comments (4) |
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Saturday, March 18, 2006
Happy
Sorry I was busy that day and I couldn't use the computer! So yeah, Happy "late" St.Patrick's Day! Oh yeah and i'm feeling friendly today after the whole fiasco that happened to me! So i'm gonna show you the first episode of Hikaru no Go! Enjoy! ^-^
Trying to keep my cool
i almost lost it today at school. I forgot how this started but some retard hit me in the head with my backpack. You know how hard my backpack is? imagine you getting hit on the head with a television someone threw out of a 10 story window! well i punched him in the face for that and started cursing. I was about to really lose it and beat him up, but he was saved when the teacher came in. I acted like nothing happened, but everyone made a big deal about it! here's a note to everyone:
the story of my life so far.... 
Uuuuuhh........Believe it! 
