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myOtaku.com: fullmetal sakura

Sunday, March 26, 2006

The Ed and Roy show! Episode 4!

Ed: Hi yall and welcome back to an exciting episode of The Ed and Al show! Al called in sick. So Roy offered to fill in!

Roy: Yep! So what do we do now shorty?

Ed: (twitch twitch) HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SHORTY! (attacks Roy with a crazy monkey style technique)

Roy: (lights him on fire)

Ed: cool i'm on fire!

-long pause-

Ed: I'M ON FIRE! (runs around in circles yelling)

Roy: while he's doing that, we have a special guest! Cloud Strife from FFVII!

-Cloud comes doing his victory pose-

Roy: Cloud come have a seat and tell me about your life

Cloud: It was all a lie i'm not a real person

Roy: thats nice now tell me about your mother

Cloud: she's not my mother!

Roy: I don't believe you! now tell me about your mother!

Cloud: ummm....she was.....nice?

Roy: The crazy ones always are...

Cloud: What! no one talks that way about my mommy and gets away with it!

Sephiroth: my bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R my bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R oh i love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why i'll say.....'cause Oscar Meyers has its way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

Reno: one more time!

-Sephiroth and Reno continues to sing-

Roy and Cloud: (blink blink) OO' the hell?

Ed: AHHHHHH! ok i'm done! what did i miss? (sees Sephiroth and Reno) Yo! no poker music on the stage!

Tifa: Oh Cloud!

Cloud: Oh Tifa honey! Go home! you bother me!

Tifa: WAAAAAAAHH (runs off)

Cid and Barret: Holy ::BLEEEEP:: mother ::BLEEEP:: ::BLEEEEP:: ::BLEEEEP::

Ed: hey! no cursing on the stage!

Sephiroth: Lets play strip poker!

Reno: Cloud you lose!

Aerith: (comes back from the dead) Strip poker! I love strip poker!

Zack: Strip!!

Ed: yo! no striping on the stage!

Yufie: Okay who ever has materia give them to me!

Vincent: Strip poker? What is this strip poker you speak of?

Nanaki (or Red XIII for most ppl who is used to that name): Hmm...i think you play poker and the one who loses stips off some of their clothes or something like that!

Cait Sith: Strip?

Ed and Roy: No stripping!

Sephiroth and Reno: (drunk) my humps! my humps my humps my humps!

Elena: Reno! What are you doing here!

Reno: (hiccup) me drunk like crazy!

Vincent: Turks? KILL! (attacks Reno, Elena, Tseng, Rude, and Rufus)

Ed: Ummm...sorry folks but we have to cut this short knowing that there will be nudity, gory violence, and Sephiroth smacking himself...

Sephiroth: (smacks himself) weeeeee!

Roy: see you all next week for another exciting epidsode of The Ed and Al show! or The Ed and Roy show if Al isn't here!

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