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Sunday, February 3, 2008
Potatos By Briana B.
Potatoes are interesting
There not round
And there not square
So what could they be?
Could they be a fruit?
A fruit? No way!
Well then could they be a flying disk?
A flying disc? Come on, be serious!
Then what on earth could they be?
They can not be a fruit or flying disk,
They just don't have that capability
If they were a fruit then I would die
Because my mother would have been all wrong
Do tell
She use to bring us potatoes every year, for Christmas!
NO way
Oh yes how we loved it so!!! We would dance and sing
Eat and drink
All round this potato field
So if a potato is not a fruit? Nor a flying disk
Then what possibilities could it bring?
You see here darling, a potato could end all hunger!
It could stop the iron war!
There's a war?
It would solve this dilemma of yours?
Really?
Potatoes are interesting
There not round
And there not square
Nor a fruit, Nor a flying disk
So what could they be?
They must the cure for cancer!
The cure for insanity!
Insanity?!?
With this potato in thy hand! I shall rule the world!!
How?
How? You may ask? I'll tell you!
With this one potato I shall rule this land!
Again…how?
I will bring the people to there knees by telling them it Jesus
In a form of wheat
Potatoes are wheat?
No you idiot I was being cute
Oh, I see
No listen here and you might actually learn!
Oh boy,
The potato is a plant, that you can eat see how the root are in the ground?
Oh yes indeed but how will this with the ruling of the world?
I shall ruin all the land, destroy all the crops then the potato will rise again!
And everything will FALL!
Ooo, scary are we?
Yes I am feeling a bit…scary
Anyway, as I was ranting
Then the potato will rise up and rule the crops!
Forcing everyone to grow it!!!
And with this growing of potatoes! We shall end the iron war!
No you dope, I'm going to get rich!
From a potato?
Yes, from my potato fields!!!
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