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• National Beta Club, won some poerty contests, graduated HS with honors
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• ROD, GITS:Stand Alone Complex, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL,Samurai Champloo, Witch Hunter Robin, Chromartie HighSchool, Rah-Xephon, Spirited Away, Vampire Hunter D,NGE,Trinity Blood, Bleach, Eureka Seven, Spirirted Away, Catle in the Sky, Howl's Moving Castle
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myOtaku.com: funpunkrockkid

Monday, November 27, 2006

Hey, I got a joke!

Hey, I got a joke!....whoa, deja vu. Anyway, here it goes.
This police officer was driving along a slightly deserted highway when he encounters a car going 30 mph. He puts on his lights and pulls the car over. Two elderly ladies are in the driver's and passenger's seats.
"Um, m'am?"says the officer. "The speed limit is 65 mph. You were doing 30."
"Oh," says the driver. "But officer, that sign over there says 30." She points.
The officer looks in the direction of her point and sees a speed limit sign that says 65mph, and one near it that says Hwy 30.
The policeman chuckles. "M'am, the sign you saw indicated that you are on Highway 30. It was not a speed sign."
"Oh, officer, my mistake. I'm sorry."
"That's all right." Before he leaves, the officer looks to the passenger's seat. The lady is petrified. She is gripping the armrests and is as white as a sheet.
The officer scratches his head., "M'am, is your friend okay? She looks like she's seen a ghost."
The driver replies, "oh, no, sir, she's fine. You see, we just came off of Highway 250."
....Yeah, that's my joke. Oh, and on another note, I made a 25 on my ACT. Woot!

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