Saturday, August 4, 2007

   A good laugh. Read IT!! It's GOOD!! I bet you, it IS!!
Ah... finally finished my site*cough*blog*cough*. Enjoyed making it, that's what, ^-^ Wouldn't be able to get to any site today, really tired... sorry... and this post was in a rush too, Oh yeah, my friend created funny ways to order pizzas, and I pasted them HERE!! READ IT!! IT'S FUNNIIEEEE!!!
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i have tried over 60% of these
suggestions and trust me,, they are
frreeakking hilarious!!

1.If using a touch-tone, press random
numbers while ordering. Ask the person
taking the order to stop doing that.

2.Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

3.Terminate the call with, "Remember,
we never had this conversation."

4.Tell the order taker a rival pizza
place is on the other line and you're
going with the lowest bidder.

5. dont give them your address. when
they ask just day" oh just surprise
me" and hang up

6.Sing the order to the tune of your
favorite song from your childhood,
like twinkle, twinkle.

7.spell out the toppings you want.

8.Ask if they know a better deal
available somewhere else.

9.Crack your knuckles into the
receiver.

10.Say hello, act stunned for five
seconds, then behave as if they called
you.

11.Rattle off your order with a
determined air. If they ask if you
would like drinks with that, panic and
become disoriented.

12.Tell the order taker you're
depressed. Get him/her to cheer you
up.

13.Change your accent every three
seconds.

14.Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared
in a fractal pattern as follows from
an equation you are about to dictate.
Ask if they need paper.

15.Start your order with "I'd
like. . .". A little later, slap
yourself and say, "No, I don't."


16.Ask if you get to keep the pizza
box. When they say yes, heave a sigh
of relief.

17.Put the accent on the last syllable
of "pepperoni." Use the long "i"
sound.

18.Have your pizza "shaken, not
stirred."

19.Move the mouthpiece farther and
farther from your lips as you speak.
When the call ends, jerk the
mouthpiece back into place and scream
GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.

20.Tell them to double-check to make
sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

21.When they say, "What would you
like?"--say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

22.Say it's your anniversary and you'd
appreciate if the deliverer hid behind
some furniture waiting for your spouse
to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

23.Ask to see a menu.

24.Doze off in the middle of the
order, catch yourself, and say, "Where
was I? Who are you?"

25.Order two toppings, then say, "No,
they'll start fighting."

26.Tell the order taker to tell the
manager to tell his supervisor he's
fired.

27.Ask for the guy who took your order
last time. say you dont know his name
but are absolutely sure that he works
there. then ask them if they are sure.

28.Start the conversation with "My
Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and. . .
action!"

29.When they repeat your order,
say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH
this time."

30.Start the conversation by reciting
today's date and saying, "This may be
my last entry."

31.Ask if they would like to sample
your pizza.suggest an even trade

32.Make the first topping you order
mushrooms. Make the last thing you
say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up
before they have a chance to respond.

33.When the order is repeated, change
it slightly. When it is repeated
again, change it again. On the third
time, say, "You just don't get it, do
you?"

34.When you're given the price,
say, "Ooooooo, that sounds
complicated. I hate math."

35.When they say, "Will that be all?"--
snicker and say, "We'll find out,
won't we?"

36.Ask how many dolphins were killed
to make that pizza.

37.Order a steamed pizza.

38.If any of the above practices are
rejected by the order taker, say, in
your best pouty voice, "Last guy let
me do it."
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