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Friday, May 20, 2005


I knew my life was weird, but THIS . . ?!
Ho-ho, what's this? Could it be the sound of insanity taking over the last little piece of my brain? Oh, methinks it could be.

Yesterday was odd. There's no way else to describe it. My mom was being mean to me all day, I'm being married off to an older man, and I can't stop thinking about the granny in her rocking chair with a drum . . . Maybe I should back up a bit . . .

It all started like any other day. Weird, quite frankly, but not in a completely out of the ordinary way. It was the typical weirdness that is expected in our house. I got up (late), went into town, got back home, lit the fire ('cause it was bloody freezing), ate some noodles, watched some TV (it was my day off so this kind of lethargy is allowed!) and then it happened. Mom came back from work.

Now, I was just minding my own business, and my mom got into this weird mood that turned her into this Laura-mocking monster! She went to bed in the afternoon 'cause she's been working so much. And when she got up she was in her nightie thing, and couldn't be bothered to get changed again 'cause she wanted to slouch around. Which was fair enough. BUT then she made me go out and get coal in for the fire, claiming she couldn't go 'cause she wasn't properly dressed. I was being lazy and couldn't be bothered but had to. And then, the cheek of it, after she made me trek outside, she came out herself to talk to me! The scoundrel . . .

Then, I was trying to put up my new Shadow Hearts II poster in my room. It was all curly and impossible to managed so I asked her to help. She just stood there and laughed while I struggled. And then, to top it off, she put the hated Yugi-Oh poster (It's Tomyo's - I'm scared of Joey, I hate the thing!) that I had taken down, back up in such a high place that I can't reach it to take it down again. I'm short. She's evil!

The mockery continued all night. God, she makes me laugh!! Hehe. I'm not seriously saying she was annoying, it was just playful mocking, but DAMN she's good at it!

We then sat down to watch the semi-final of the Eurovision song contest. It's so camp and funny and crap that we watch it every year. The UK's entry is awful so we're cheering for Moldova!

And then I learn I have to marry the guy who's been getting things off eBay for us. Well, me and Tomyo both are marrying him! Apparently that's the exchange! Hehe. So strange . . .

And that is my life. Scary . . .

QUOTE OF THE DAY: Eurovision Song contest.
Commentator man: "I want to thank you for watching where ever you are. At home, in an institute for the confused, or in a club where you look around and everyone seems the same sex . . ."

Hehe. Byee!

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