Tuesday, June 7, 2005

   heyy
HARDY HAR HAR
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then drops it from a moving car...
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hi...

this is me trying to study @ 1 am...once again *sigh*
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

   Jokes
a guy walked into a bar carryin a miniature pianist and a miniature piano.
the bartender saw it and said "aww that's cute. where did you get it?"
the man replied " there's a genie outside granting ur wishes."
the bartender walked outside and asked the genie 4 a million bucks, but the genie gave him a million ducks. he went back inside and told the guy that that was a really dumb genie, cuz he asked for a million bucks and got a million ducks.
and the guy said "yea i know, do you really think i asked for a 12" pianist????"

there were 3 moles livin in a hole. one morning, papa-mole pushed his head out the hole and said "mmmm i smell sausages."
mama-mole pushed her head out and said "mmm i smell pancakes".
baby-mole, couldnt get past the two bigger moles and said "all i smell is molasses >_<"

EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!!!! IT"S TIME TO CELEBRATE!! ^___^ I HAVE A BF.

>_______> and i'm sharing him with Sakura 01 ^_^ arent i generous? yes ppl, we have the same bf. it's so much fun! he thinks he's the most lucky guy but we going to torture him.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he doesnt know what he got himself into *evil eyes*

i'll update you guys on t h a t little campaign next time ^_~




















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Saturday, May 28, 2005

hey
hey ppl...u kno i realised that mayb if u ignore some ppl they would notice u...it's the 'guy' again.O_o
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

KAWAII

this is me trying to get something from my parents ^_^

this is me trying to study @ 1 am

this is me most of the time

this is me telling you to kiss my @$$

arigatou Sw33tz ^__^
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Friday, May 20, 2005

ME!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	i'm not telling
Birthday:	08-06-89
Birthplace:	home
Current Location:	body-internet cafe mind-somewhere else
Eye Color:	dark brown
Hair Color:	currently-red normally-brownish-blackish-copperish
Height:	in real life-5 3" in my imagination-5 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right...or is it left?
Your Heritage:	African-Spanish
The Shoes You Wore Today:	sneakers eww
Your Weakness:	my neck...my ears..other places don't you dare tell ne1... was this the correct answer to the question?
Your Fears:	complete darkness... complete silence
Your Perfect Pizza:	thin crust with lotsa cheese and ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	stay alive...not get raped and/or pregnant
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	hey ^__^
Thoughts First Waking Up:	not again
Your Best Physical Feature:	i don't have any *sobs*
Your Bedtime:	ne time
Your Most Missed Memory:	my memory
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Burger King...i think
Single or Group Dates:	group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate! oh my god i love chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	whenever i feel like it
Do you Sing:	not in public
Do you Shower Daily:	umm...unfortunately yea
Have you Been in Love:	what's love
Do you want to go to College:	i think so >.>
Do you want to get Married:	hell no!
Do you belive in yourself:	i don't belive in myself...i believe in myselves
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no
Do you think you are Attractive:	i don't kno...i get a lotta cute but no-one's ever said i was attractive
Are you a Health Freak:	no
Do you get along with your Parents:	hell no wait...i have parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms:	hell yea
Do you play an Instrument:	i played steel-pan,i can whistle...does that count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yea don't tell my mom
In the past month have you Smoked:	hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	...define drugs...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no *sigh*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no *sigh*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	nio *sigh*
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no *sigh*
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no *sgh*
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no *smirks*
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	y? did u see me?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	i want to see my lawyer
Ever been Drunk:	hell no
Ever been called a Tease:	umm...no
Ever been Beaten up:	umm..no
Ever Shoplifted:	umm...yea wait was that a rhetorical question?
How do you want to Die:	like i was born...alone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	i am grown up
What country would you most like to Visit:	Atlantis!...umm..>_>
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	nice
Favourite Hair Color:	nicer still
Short or Long Hair:	long duh
Height:	tip-toe-to-kiss height
Weight:	fit
Best Clothing Style:	suited for him
Number of Drugs I have taken:	i SAID define drugs
Number of CDs I own:	all burns
Number of Piercings:	i not tellling you that...actually two...ears
Number of Tattoos:	none...does my birthmark count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	my past?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

for all the ladies
Just a woman
i command attention
and demand respect
i take what i want
and give what i get
i'm told theres a fine line
btween sleazy and sexy
radical and racy
i'm often accused
of being just a lady
my love is mistaken as obsession
i'm told crying is a weapon
only because i'm just a woman
too fragile to be strong
too emotional to hold on
too beautiful to have brains
too weak to refrain from
making a change
or stand for what i believe
so i ask who draws these lines
and define behind
which line i should reside
remain the same?
play the game?
place blame?
or aim to tame
the lame attitude of being
just a woman
i emerge from existence
with the essence of lessons learned
and the proud title of being a woman i've earned

quote for life
anything a man does,a woman has to do twice as well to be thought half as good...luckily this is not difficult ^__^

sry guys no offence



does ne1 kno how to cure infatuation-itis? thanx i appreciate it
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Thursday, May 19, 2005

this is me now

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Friday, May 13, 2005

hey i feel better now.sry bout the last post.crappy mood.i'm trying to change my theme but it's ot co operating *arrgh* talk to u guys later bye
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Thursday, May 12, 2005

   sigh
hey ppl, i'm depressed. had cxc today........failed....gonna have cxc agen tuesday.....will fail agen...arrgh....and things with "the guy" arent workin out. i want to fuck him but i cant.... SO ANYWAY....take it off!!!!!!i said TAKE THAT OFF!!!!! come nah man. move it! get rid of it! *sigh* *fish eyes* noooooo arrgh. *smooch* uh? yuh know, if anybody reads this u know how it'll sound? I, Sakura 01 am writin this post, so excuse the mess... ^_~ heh heh

the firs part of this, rite up to the part where she want to fuck him is gemini. the rest is me ^_^
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

heyy
hi guys jus came to say hi ttyl
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Thursday, May 5, 2005

honey i'm home!
hi guys sry i haven't been around.internet troubles.i missed u'all though *sniffs* i want to post this thirteen page long quiz but i don't kno how to do links could anybody help me?arigatoe







10-30 of 60 things not to say to a naked guy
10. it looks like a night crawler
11. wow and ur feetr so big
12. my last bf was 4" bigger
13. it's o.k we'll work around it
14. is this a Mild or a Spicy Slim Jim?
15. eww there's an inchworm on ur thigh
16. will it squeak if i squeeze it?
17. oh no a flash headache
18. (giggle and point)
19. can i b honest with u
20. my 8-yr-old brother has one like that
21. let me go get my tweezers
22. how sweet u brought incense
23. this xplains ur car
24. u must b a growing boy
25. mayb if we water it it'll grow
26. thanks i needed a toothpick
27. r u one of those pygmies?
28. have u ever thought of working in a sideshow
29. ever heard of Clearasil
30. all right,a treasure hunt!



The Now NEWS BULLETIN on 'The Guy'
i think he either has a girl,is shy or tryin to concentrate on xams.he cut his gorgeous hair though.i was devastated T_T now i've made up my mind to just talk to him when he's ready and if things r supposed to work out it will.



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