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Monday, December 6, 2004

  buffalo billy
had a ten foot willy
he showed it to the girl next door
she thought it was a snake
so she whacked it with a rake
and now it's only five foot four

and nw....
THE DREADEST LINES TO SAY WHEN A GUY TRIES TO HIT ON YOU-

he-- i'm a photographer. i've been looking for a face like yours.
you-- hi i'm a plastic surgeon, i've been looking for a face like yours.


he-- your face must turn a few heads
you-- and your face must turn a few stomachs


he-- i think i could make you very happy
you-- why? are you leaving?

he-- haven't i seen u some place b4?
you--yes, that's y i don't go there anymore.

he-- where have you been all my life?
you-- hiding from you.

he-- is this seat empty?
you-- yes and this 1 will be if you sit down.

he-- so, what do u do 4 a living?
you-- i'm a female impersonator

he-- hey babes, what's yur sign?
you-- do not enter.

he-- yur body is like a temple
you-- sry, there are no services today.

he-- i would go to the end of the world 4 u
you-- but wud u stay there?



ok... now seriously. i just had exams and well i failed maths and barely passed my other subjects. so yea life is great -_- shall we jump off a cliff now ? o.0
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