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Tuesday, June 7, 2005

   heyy
HARDY HAR HAR
Woman Chops Off Sleeping Husband's Penis...
then drops it from a moving car...
don't laugh its true and could happen to u----
rite now thousands of agitated women have read that headline and are contemplating similar action against u the nex time u make an unwanted sexual advance look @ them d wrong way or jus piss them off in general
MEN...protect urselves NOW!!!
if u found urself a victim of CDS (chop and drop syndrome) cud u b sure dat d appropiate authorities wud find ur chopped member in time and wud they find it intact?cud u b sure dat d penis they found was urs??
Inquire now about ur low cost Penis Protection Plan
1. we will register ur penis and scrotum and tattoo dem wit ur own unique registration # insurin dat in case of separation u will get wat is urs.we guarantee a perfect match everytime
2. New Jurassic Prick Program.we will take a single cell from ur penis and clone replacement part for u in the event a tractor-trailor runs over ur penis or some wild animal mistakes ur detached member for a chewy toy(sry size enhancement cannot b guaranteed)
3. for dose of u hu blieve in prevention we offer a one-size-fits-all battery operated stainless steel jockstrap dat can b worn when in doubt of ur partner's mood.when ur asleep an alarm will b activated wen ne metal or harzardous object come within 1 foot of the jockstrap.this will guarantee a full nite of worry free sleep
DONT GET CAUGHT SHORT
call 1-800-sav-a-dik today
prices may vary according to size


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