Saturday, April 3, 2004

   Anime Quote
This one will be from a manga. Yeah... which means, for the extra prize you just need to get the right volume number. ^_^

"Ooh, eggs!"
"Ooh, sharp object!"

Ok, so there are two. Both of them are from the same character and the same volume. I just couldn't pick one. ^_^
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Friday, April 2, 2004

   Dumb laws for "C" states
California
*Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
*Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
*Bathhouses are against the law.
*It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
*Women may not drive in a house coat.
*No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
*You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
*Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
*Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
*City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." (this one's more of the wording^_^)
*You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
*It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
*Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
*Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
*It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
*Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
*Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
*Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
*One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
*Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
*Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
*Persons may not sleep on a road.
*One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
*A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
*It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
*No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
*It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
*It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
*Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
*Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
*It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade participants.
*It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
*Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
*It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
*It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
*You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
*It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
*Toads may not be licked.
*It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
*All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
*Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
*It is illegal to molest butterflies.
*It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
*One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
*Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
*Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
*One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.(When else would you carry lunch, though?!?)
*The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
*Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
*It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
*Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
*It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
*Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
*Before a business may have a "going out of business sale", they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.
*Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
*Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
*Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
*Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.

Colorado
*It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
*Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
*Persons may not urinate in public.
*Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
*It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
*It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
*Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
*It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
*The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
*It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
*It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
*It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
*Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys. (Gobble, gobble)
*It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.(O_o you mean they found a way to prevent weeds)
*Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
*It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.(*writes ticket* $20 fine for crashing into the tree and an extra $5 for breaking your leg. Thank you come again. ^_^)

Connecticut
*In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
*It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
*It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
*You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
*You may not educate dogs.
*It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
*It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. O_o;;
*An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
*Silly string is banned.
*It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.



Just goes to show you how stupid we can be or at least our government. And if y'all don't live in the USA all I have to say is... at least y'all don't have to deal with some of these stupid laws. ^_^ BTW, I got all these laws at dumblaws.com. Feel free to go to that site.
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   HA!!
Seems that Rusty got a lot of people in his little April Fool's joke yesterday. I was laughing when I was reading all the comments and stuff. Hmm... that reminds me.
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   Quote answer
Hmmm... no one got it. Quite a few guesses though. It was from WHR, the second episode(Addicted to Power). Dojima had said it. Yup, and for all that guessed you get this. *starts thinking* Now where did I put it? AHA!!! Here it is. *throws a handful of bumper stickers for all that guessed* Pick the ones you want ^_^ There's enough to go around. *beats up random people walking by* NO!! Not for you, you didn't guess.
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Thursday, April 1, 2004

   Anime Quote
I've been neglating this, haven't I? Oh well, here it is. It's from a dubbed. (most of 'em will be from a dubbed)

"I'm very sorry, sir. Bleeding isn't allowed in the chapel."

Good luck to y'all.


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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
I'm a 200 lb, perverted man, who has no life.


APRIL FOOLS!! Ok, that was lame... but I've never been good at those stupid April Fool's jokes. Yeah... uh... well. Well, April Fool's to y'all.
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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Hello!! I just think I need to update. Hmm... what to write? Um... HIYA!!!
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Saturday, March 27, 2004

I finally uploaded a new pic for the FanArt section. Yeah... it was done on Paint. I don't know why I didn't post it sooner. I had done it a couple of weeks ago. Yeah... maybe I'll write more about it some other time, ne?
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Friday, March 26, 2004

   Helpful, ne?
Oh... just to let y'all know. My friend, Aubrey can't update her site for a while due to computer problems. She can't log on to her site.
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Hmmm... how do y'all think to pronounce my screen name? Black Kat pronounces it like Jemm-i or something around there. I pronounce it like Gimm-i or something. (I'm not good at writing sounds, so bare with me)
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