Friday, October 10, 2003

   Germany
Got to get ready for my big move to Germany. Does anyone on this site live in Germany? Probably not. I just had to ask. See ya.

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Tuesday, October 7, 2003

   Some words of advice
I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

Ring bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week. Too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

I came. I saw. I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.

Apology. Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this. Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat out.

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.

Don't pick up that mess!!! It's Saturday...relax and have a great day!

Don't tell me that...I shouldn't have Arachnophobia? I've enjoyed my fear so much and I also have that fear of combustibles...which is such a pleasure for me...it takes a lot of my time so I don't have to do the things I really need to do or think about anything else...


Ahh... the joys of e-mail.(I got this off of my e-mail) Enjoy.


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   NOSES
I hate noses(on drawings) I can't seem to draw them right. CURSE THE NOSES(and tall people too. but that's a whole different story) If you leave them off it dedstroys the drawings and if ...I... put 'em on it destroys the drawing. Just thought I would rant about noses. See ya.
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Cookie quote
Congrats molletta, you get a double chocolate cookie for guessing the episode name along with who said it correctly. Now where did I put those things. *comes out from under a bed* I found it. Here ya go. See ya.
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Friday, October 3, 2003

   Has anyone here ever figured out a Rubix Cube? (without cheating) See ya.
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   Not mine
Just to let y'all know, I don't write the jokes I put on the site. I get them in my e-mail. I just don't put 'em all up. Too many. Just thought y'all would like to know. See ya.
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   MUSIC!!!! OH MUSIC!!!
Where is a good place to find background music? I want something to listen to on my site. See ya.
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   HAHA! JOKE!
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the first one to win over a beautiful poodle. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three would-be suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular chocolate Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turned to the tall, shiny golden retriever and said, "How well can you do?”

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the golden retriever.

"My, my," said the poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is a Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the golden retriever and the chocolate Lab and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."


If you don't get it the first time, read aloud the second. I thought this was funny so I put it up. See ya.

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   Quote
AHA! I figured out a quote (with a little help from Havick) Here it is...

"Why am I crying in French?"

Yup, that's all you're getting. See ya.
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Thursday, October 2, 2003

Legato means slow, connected melody. Yup. You were just missing a little bit molleta, so you still get a cookie. Here you go. See ya.
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