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Monday, March 15, 2004

   Dumb laws for "A" states
Alabama
*Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
*Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
*You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
*Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
*It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
*Masks may not be worn in public.

Alaska
*Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
*While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
*It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
*A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
*Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

Arizona
*Hunting camels is prohibited.
*Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
*Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
*It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
*You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
*When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
*It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
*If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
*A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
*One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
*It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
*Women may not wear pants.

Arkansas
* The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.(Who would be punished?!)
*A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
*A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
*Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
*It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
*Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
*Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
*It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

FYI: Some of these are city laws.
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