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1986-08-19
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On an island in the middle of the Pacific
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2003-08-03
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Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
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since Sailor Moon was popular
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Most I've seen. Wanna fight about it?
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learning Japanese
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making up corny jokes
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drawing and other stuff
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Thursday, March 9, 2006
Late Wedding Gift!!
Hah!! For my late wedding gift for Molly-san, I shall give her the dumb laws of her state!!
**Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
**Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
**No one may catch fish with his bare hands.The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
**If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Now for some city laws!!
Derby
**It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
**Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
**Persons may not "screech" their tires while driving.
**Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
Dodge City
**It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
Lawrence
**All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
**No one may wear a bee in their hat.
Overland Park
**One may not picket a funeral.
Russell
**Musical car horns are banned.
Salina
**It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
Topeka
**It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
**Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
**No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
**Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
**Snowball fights are illegal.
**Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
**The ‘Wild West’ is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.
**No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
**No one may scream at a haunted house.(BOO!!)
**The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. O.o;;
Wichita
**One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
**Don’t get carried away in the city parks.
**One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
**Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.
**Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
**Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.
^+^;;; If y'all want to know the dumb laws for your state, go to dumblaws.com. Or your country. ^+^ It's international!!
I will leave y'all with a dumb law from China.
***To go to college you must be intelligent.
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