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Wednesday, November 9, 2005
New rule #11
New rule, stop scaring us with diseases we'll never get. First it was SARS, then it was monkeypox, West Nile, and now asian bird flu, which dosen't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases don't just come knocking on your door. Unless you're Neil Bush.
New rule, if gays aren't allowed to redefine marriage, then neither can right wing christian zealots. Arkansas has a new marriage called "covenant marriage" that requires counseling beforehand and is harder to get our of. It's alot like regular marriage, only instead of saying "I do" you say "I double dog swear" There's a word for couples who believe that the feelings they share now are the feelings they'll share forever: delusional. If you must enter a relationship that's bound to turn sour and is almost impossible to get out of look into a time share.
New rule, homeless shelters don't need gyms. Los Angelos just opend a new homeless shelter with a library, hair salon, and gym. Now, I'm fine with the library and hair salon----like most people, I like my crack whores well read and groomed----but a gym? If you're pushing a loaded shopping cart around all day, you don't need a stair master. I know gay guys who became homeless just for the abs.
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